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I must admit that at the end of last season I was really looking forward to a complete summer break from football after the exhausting tension and ultimate disappointment of once again finishing second to Manchester C137y. Yes, C115y have become C137y due to the addition of no less than 22 charges of kicking off late in Premier League games over the last two seasons. Quite what advantage they hoped to gain by delaying kick offs by a minute or so in games that could easily have 7-8 minutes of time added on, is anybody’s guess, but inveterate cheats will, you know, cheat, I guess.


There was much to look forward to – Wimbledon, The Open golf, test cricket, the Olympics and last, and very definitely least, The Euros in Germany where we would most likely see some of our best players run pointlessly into the ground by the meta-negative Gareth Southgate.

To deal with the last mentioned first, the Euros actually made me angry, watching poor Bukayo Saka trying to mesh with the head down and hopeless Kyle Walker and a variety of right sided midfielders from Mainoo to Gallagher. Before moving his best attacker of the last two years to left back (!) Gareth Southgate explained his and Saka’s plight – “they were missing Kalvin Phillips”! Declan Rice was our other elite player effortlessly made to look average by Southgate, as he was repeatedly left with no passing options in Southgate’s hotch-potch team formation. How the pair of them must have longed to return to the demanding but carefully planned and constructed methods of Mikel Arteta. 

The golf in the howling wind and driving rain of Troon was entertaining – they cover it so well on TV – but frustrating as Rory McIlroy once again faded from contention after a promising start; the tennis was ultimately sad as the quite brilliant career of Andy Murray ground to it’s inevitable end under the weight of two hip surgeries and a very recent operation to remove a cyst from his spine; but then there was the cricket! The cricket saved the day with a quite magnificent test series against the West Indies. If you missed it, you missed out!


However, we are here again because the football’s back!
First of all, huge thanks to TTG for his superb series of close-season articles which are now to be reproduced in The Gooner. If you’ve missed them so far, they are worth tracking back for.  Here’s the link to Part 1.

Our season opens against Wolves, those big, dangerous, grey things with lots of sharp, cutting teeth. However, the ones we are playing are black and gold and may not be quite so dangerous as they have just lost one of their sharpest teeth – called Pedro Neto – to a group of apparent madmen in West London who have also, as I write this, just extended the remaining 7 years of Cole Palmer’s contract, to an incredible 9 years. I’m not sure anyone honestly understands what Todd Boehly and Clearlake are up to over there but it will hopefully result in their bankruptcy and disappearance in due course.


Wolves Transfer Business 
Wolves sporting director Matt Hobbs confirmed on Sunday that 24-year-old forward Pedro Neto had completed a £54m move to Chelsea. The transfer is a record sale for Wolves, beating the £47m they earned from Saudi Arabia’s Al-Hilal for Ruben Neves in 2023. Neto, reported in some places as of interest to Arsenal, joined Wolves from Lazio in 2019, and scored 14 goals in 135 appearances. Not exactly prolific for a player who seemed to have an excellent reputation among fans, definitely has great pace but who also has a big injury record to go with it. Wolves have also sold Max Kilman to West Ham for £47.5m, given away Bolla and loaned out Bueno – if they mean anything to you?


So far, in return for the £100m or so of income, they have signed Rodrigo Gomes from Braga, Pedro Lima from Italy and Tommy Doyle aged 22 from Man C137y. They have also taken Jorgen Strand Larsen on loan, a striker from Celta de Vigo. In total, their outgoings are £33m so possibly more action to come from them.


Arsenal Transfer Business
So far (Friday am) we have made only one signing for the first team squad – Riccardo Califiori, the Italian defender from Bologna., and one young goalkeeper from Ajax who has been brought in as one to develop for the future. Mikel Merino of Real Sociedad reportedly edges closer to the entrance at Shenley, while Eddie Nketiah edges closer to the exit. Both remain speculation as yet though. I do wonder if Fabio Vieira is under instruction to keep a bag packed too, whether that is with the idea of getting him somewhere on loan, where he can play more and build up his resilience, or in readiness for a straight sale. To me he doesn’t have the strength for Premier League football and plays so few other minutes, you wonder how he justifies a place in the squad, especially with the emergence of Ethan Nwaneri who looked very comfortable in pre-season.


What do we know for sure about Wolves ? 
Well, Wolves fans are known as the Dingles who, for the unfamiliar like me, are characters from the TV soap opera “Emmerdale”, which is strange because the TV series is set in the Yorkshire Dales rather than the West Midlands home of the football club. They seem to have acquired the nickname unsurprisingly from their Midlands neighbours – particularly Villa and West Brom – because, like the TV characters, they are stupid, have few morals, a plethora of wives, even more kids and grim accents. But do not be mistaken. Despite the heavy accents, Wolverhampton is only sometimes (don’t ask, please) officially considered part of the Black Country. That distinction belongs to the boroughs of Dudley, Sandwell, Walsall and Tipton. The region takes its name from the many local iron working foundries and shallow, 30ft thick coal seams.

The club was founded in 1877 as St. Luke’s F.C. by John Baynton and John Brodie, two pupils of St Luke’s Church School in Blakenhall, who had been presented with a football by their headmaster Harry Barcroft. The area eventually became known as the City of Wolverhampton which over the years was often shortened to Wolves, so having an actual Wolf as their team badge and “Wolves” becoming their official nickname was an obvious progression.

The club’s famous colours, black and gold, are unique in the English League and originate from the motto of the city, ‘Out of Darkness Cometh Light’. Black represents the darkness of the industrial area and gold represents the light – “After darkness (black) always comes light (gold).” The colours were changed in 1954 from the original, darker, old gold to plain gold as the club wanted a brighter shirt colour when playing under their famous floodlights – Wolves having been one of the first clubs in Britain to install floodlights in their stadium, also in the 1953 / 54 season.

The only thing I couldn’t remember at this point of writing was the name of their stadium. I eventually gave in and rang Molly, a friend of mine in the Midlands, to see if she could help me out and, luckily – Molly knew !That iconic Molineux Stadium is named after Benjamin Molineux, a successful local businessman. He initially developed the land on which the stadium stands as a pleasure park in the 18th century. The football club bought the ground in 1923 and soon afterwards began work on their new main stand.

The teams
Trying to guess at teams after pre-season and with the transfer window still open can be a fools errand – as I discovered last season when I entered the Predictathon far too early. BUT by kick off on Saturday it will be TOO LATE ! – see the attached note at the end of this piece which will direct you to joining instructions.


If I had to guess I would go with – 

Raya;

White, Saliba, Gabriel, Zinchenko;

Odegaard, Rice, Havertz;

Saka, Jesus, Martinelli.


Whatever the starting elevens on Saturday, the final league placings of last season are means for encouragement as we hunt the first win of the new season: 

2nd – Arsenal P38 W28 D5 L5 GF91 GA29 Pts 89 GD62

14th – Wolves P38 W13 D7 L18 GF50 GA65 Pts 46 GD-15


The Holic Pound
The average price for an Arsenal win is 1/5, the draw is 73/10 and a Wolves win is 17/1 against. Individual bets for first goal scorer can be found for Havertz at 9/2, Jesus at 19/4 or Saka at 11/2.


Rule changes for this season 
1 – From the start of this season the number of substitutes allowed to warm up at the same time has gone up from 3 to 5. This is because 5 subs may be brought on at once. 

2 – The Multiball system in use will require 15 balls. If a ball goes out of play and is not easily retrievable, a ball “assistant” may place a spare ball on a vacant cone. They are not allowed to pass the ball to a player (I kid you not!) other than an assistant behind the goal at the end where the ball goes out, who may pass the ball to the goalkeeper. Thank heavens for whoever makes this nonsense up!

3 – Match officials will only start adding time for goal celebrations once they exceed 30 seconds. This is to reduce the amount of time to be added on.
We will also see the introduction of semi-automatic (?) offsides with VAR – and at the Euros there was massive controversy when a player was adjudged to have handled by some football version of cricket’s Ultra Edge. That is beset with so many obvious anomalies I’m not even wasting cyber ink on it here. 

4 – There is, however, a new directive to penalise forwards for obstructing goalkeepers especially at set pieces. Hopefully they will also crack down on defenders wrapping both arms around attackers and stopping them from moving. There didn’t appear to be anything about fiddling with the Velcro on the keeper’s gloves, so Benny should be in the clear there.

5 – There are also changes to the handball rule. Again! Something to do with arm positioning, intent, and amount of deflection from other body parts to arm / hand in determining intent. No room for controversy there then!

Hope that saves you all from in-match bewilderment.

Match officials 
Referee: Jarred Gillett, Fourth official: Gavin Ward, VAR: Paul Tierney, Assistant VAR: Natalie AspinallKick off is at 15.00 UK time.

There is no UK TV coverage.
Enjoy the game. This could just be the year we do it ! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻


Reminders from our Holics Ropey League supremo, Osaka Matt, and Predictathon Svengali, North Bank Ned that time is now seriously running out to partake in next season’s premier competitions:

  • HolicsRopeyLeague – Last Call for Premier League Managers!
    A final call for the HolicsRopeyLeague annual fantasy management challenge! 

It’s completely free  for a whole season’s fun and everyone is welcome as always


Just two simple rules as below………….
1) At least one Arsenal player in your squad every week

2) No Spu*s players allowed at any time.


  • Predictathon entries must be received by 7pm this evening UK time to enter this top competition.

It’s Friday 16th August. It’s THE DAY! GHF Predictathon 2024-25 deadline day.

Sharpen your wits and your pencils, fellas and get your form in by 7pm tonight. One hour before the Manure v Fulham game kicks off. (Come on Fulham!) A donation of at least £25 to Willow is mandatory. As TTG observed in the Drinks, the folks at Willow are delighted to be supported by GHF, so be as generous as your situation permits.

Entry form here. Details by clicking the ‘GHF Contests’ tab at the top of this page.

Have fun!

A glorious summer day provided the background to our final pre-season friendly. The Emirates was packed with young families mostly, it seemed to me, taking advantage of the fact that tickets were both easily available and relatively affordable. My tickets were about £30 for sitting more or less at the front of the West Upper bang on half way. 

The team which started was pretty much the strongest available, given the unavailability of Tomiyasu and Timber. And we started at a high pace, pressing very aggressively. It was noticeable that much more came down our right with the reintroduction of Saka who was very lively from the off. Partey was patrolling the midfield with Rice pushed forward as he was against Leverkusen. Lyon struggled to get out as we pushed them back and they looked a bit stunned by the pace. Martinelli looked good as he forced the pace down the left, nicely balancing the threat of Saka on the other side. A succession of corners in the first 5 minutes or so asked questions of the Lyon defence and it looked as though the set piece coach had a busy summer designing new set plays. In the 9th minute all that hard work paid off. A fantastic corner from Rice was hit to the middle of the Lyon goal, Saliba had run around the back of the keeper and got into a position 5 yards from goal to head in pretty much unchallenged. And, as against Leverkusen, we cut through the defence pretty much straight from the kick off and only a better though ball to Martinelli prevented us from having a very good chance for a second.

Zinchenko and Ødegaard were both in good form, playing some delightful passes but a mixture of slightly overhitting and Martinelli being a little rusty kept Lyon in it. With a week to go to the big kick off, we were beginning to look good. 

The good corners kept coming with another Rice delivery from the left on 15 minutes curled in to the near post, causing no little chaos in the Lyon defence. Partey was owning the midfield, his press-resistance enabling him to make correct decisions under pressure, destroying the press and freeing up both Ødegaard and Zinchenko to make more of those smart forward passes. And it was one of those smart through balls to Martinelli resulting ultimately in a corner which led to our second. Another excellent Rice corner delivery from the left, this time to the back post found Gabriel who nodded in from 3 feet. In fairness, the goalkeeper flapped like a seal at feeding time at the aquarium which definitely helped, but again Jover has to be praised for doing his homework. 

A minute or so later it was Havertz who provided a fantastic through ball to Martinelli who ran from the half way line but couldn’t quire get away from his defender. 

That was pretty much that for the first half. Except for a piece of magic from Ødegaard on the half way line who employed a touch I can only describe as being reminiscent of Bergkamp on Dabizas at Newcastle to take the ball past his midfield marker. Nothing came of it, but it was absolutely inspired. Its at about 32 minutes on the game replay on the dotcom. 

In the interests of brevity, I will largely skate over the second half, in which Arsenal noticeably reduced the pace, eventually making a raft of substitutions, including Lewis-Skelly and Nwaneri, both of whom continued to impress. The only other thing of note was the introduction of Calafiori. He looked awesome. Big, strong, fast, skilful.  He started playing at left back and then moved to left sided centre half when Gabriel was taken off. He looked as though he could probably play anywhere from keeper to centre forward. I am really looking forward to watching him this season. 

All in all, a very pleasant day spent watching The Arsenal under the sun.  What’s not to like. I only wish I could go to the game next week. What kind of people have christenings during the football season? When I come to power, I will outlaw them. The christenings, not the relatives. 


A word from our Holics Ropey League supremo, Osaka Matt, as time is running out to partake in one of next season’s premier competitions:

HolicsRopeyLeague – Last Call for Premier League Managers!


A final call for the HolicsRopeyLeague annual fantasy management challenge! 

It’s completely free  for a whole season’s fun and everyone is welcome as always


Just two simple rules as below………….
1) At least one Arsenal player in your squad every week

2) No Spu*s players allowed at any time.


Also, a reminder from Ned that your Predictathon entry must be received by Friday evening UK time to enter the other premier competition.

Monday today, Tuesday tomorrow, then Wednesday, then Thursday, then GHF Predictathon 2024-25 deadline day.

Sharpen your wits and your pencils, fellas and get your form in on time. A donation of at least £25 to Willow is mandatory. As TTG observed in the last Drinks, the folks at Willow are delighted to be supported by GHF, so be as generous as your situation permits.

Entry form here.

81 days on from the anguish of missing out on the title on the final day, The Arsenal were back in N5. Bayer Leverkusen were in town for the first of two friendly matches on the carpet, with The Gunners facing Lyon on Sunday. 

Arteta named a strong team to take on the Bundesliga champions, although, disappointingly, Timber and Calafiori were nowhere to be seen. Saka and Rice were on the bench hoping for their first involvements of pre-season following their exploits with England at the Euros. Havertz began in midfield and Vieira was given a go on the right.

Arsenal started strongly and we took an early lead on eight minutes through Zinchenko. The Ukrainian played a line-breaking through ball to Havertz down the left, who picked out Zinchenko, who had found more space following Trossard’s clever dummy, and our new number 17 drilled it hard and low into the ‘keeper’s bottom left. 

Almost immediately, we doubled our lead. Trossard stole the ball off the returning Xhaka’s toes, and a few incisive passes later the Belgian sat down the defender and goalkeeper in one fell swoop as he passed home.

We found a third shortly before half time and it was another sensational effort this time from Jesùs. The Brazilian seized possession well inside his own half from a terrible Leverkusen throw in, drove forwards with no Bayer defenders anywhere near him before driving the ball into the ‘keeper’s bottom right corner. Leverkusen were getting carved apart.

Arteta made a couple of changes at the break as the likes of Saka and Myles Lewis-Skelly were given the opportunity to get some minutes into their legs. Whilst Leverkusen sharpened up a notch or two, Arsenal were still comfortable and added to their lead halfway through the second period through Havertz. Nwaneri drove forward from midfield, fed Saka on the right who darted into the box and saw his cross diverted towards Havertz who had the simple task of prodding home for his second goal of pre-season. 

The German outfit found a consolation 15 minutes from time through Adam Hlozek but the Gunners sailed through to full time with a very comfortable win over Xabi Alonso’s “Invincibles”. 

All in all, it was an enjoyable evening back at the Emirates after three months away. You do really miss the whole vibe after such a long break. And these friendlies are always a great opportunity for those who don’t often get a chance to go to games to watch their heroes in the flesh and sample the atmosphere. Whilst I do believe those participating in a Mexican wave and chanting, “Stand up if you hate Tottenham” ought to be banished to Siberia for all of eternity, those of us who do go regularly sometimes take for granted how lucky we are. 

Our annual pre-season trips to the States or to South East Asia as it often was under Wenger, hits home just how global AFC really is and demonstrates how we attract support from all corners of the globe. I only stayed up to watch one of the three stateside friendlies and it makes you realise how big a commitment it is for so many fans to regularly get up in the very early hours to watch Arsenal games, often before going into work or school. If I ever find myself living on a different continent, would I set my alarm for half three in the morning two or three times a week to watch all our games? I’m not sure but for the many that do exactly that, we salute you. 

It was certainly a very exciting performance and one which only fuels the excitement ahead of next weekend’s big kick off. Our pre-season performances up to this point haven’t been bad but they lacked the zip on show yesterday evening. But that’s to be expected when you’re this close to the start of a new campaign. Leverkusen were a week behind in their preparations as the Bundesliga starts a week later and that does make a big difference in pre- season. Having said that many of their stars from last season featured at the Emirates. Ligue 1 starts at the same time as the Premier League so we may see a more physically demanding game on Sunday afternoon. But this was a good run out, nonetheless. 

Onto Sunday!


Prad, Amogh, Sumit, your humble scribe, and Julian representing SVG

Another year, another visit to Los Angeles for a pre-season match at the SoFi Arena. Do I sound blasé? Very well, you caught me out. I’ll do better 🙂 This is being posted about ten days later than I’d hoped. Thank you for your patience. Having waited this long for something you probably didn’t know was coming, I hope you enjoy what’s to follow…

Compared with last year’s trip (memorialized here), this was a marathon that lasted two days longer. The same feelings of cameraderie and care and excitement for the team and sharing that joy with other supporters was present. This time, though, it all seemed a bit more remote from the team itself; that might just be the nature of “second time around”, or it might be that the events generated less frisson and more of a slow burn. In any case on 27 July I got to see Arsenal defeat Manchester United 2-1 (though United “won” the penalty exhibition) at the SoFi arena with 60-some thousand friends, fellow Arsenal supporters, and “enemies”.

What follows is a somewhat linear photo-heavy travelogue, focusing more on my fellow SVGs and the times we had across three days and nights of Arsenal celebration (and, in some cases, a bit of drunkenness).

Thursday

Bobby (left) and Bob, aka the Dufflebags

After parking my car at SVG capo Sumit’s house, I took a Lyft to San Jose airport. I was running late, after working some in the morning, and had to text ahead to Bobby and his dad Bob, who were on the same flight, to tell them to hold it for me :). I was just about the last one on the plane, and ended up one row away from the Bobs. They were heading to other places on arrival at Los Angeles; I stayed at the same Culver City hotel as last year, and after getting settled my sister picked me up for a drive over to the first event, at COSM, an entertainment space in the SoFi stadium universe. She and I had a lovely couple hours drive and chat, waiting for the event to begin.

She left me, and I went into the event space and met up with Bob, Bobby, and Prad, and then Nikunj and Lakshya; I’d seen the latter three at our supporter’s bar (Jack’s in San Jose) but hadn’t really chatted with them before. I was pleased to get to know them better over the coming days.

We sat on the left side facing for the event, which included some awesome highlights of the 23-24 season and a podcast by Andrew Mangan, James McNicholas (Arsecast), and Clive Palmer and Elliot Smith (ArsenalVision). Their discussion was interesting, though I cannot remember much of it given the Manhattans I was drinking… COSM was incredible visually, similar in my imagination to the Sphere in Las Vegas, with fewer seats and less scope.

The color change in the sky was the changing of the image. Bob was on his phone.

Theo and Gilberto were wandering in the crowd. We didn’t get to meet Theo, but Gilberto came down to where we were sitting and I introduced myself again after last year. He (no doubt) didn’t remember me, but his sweetness and kindness and joie de vivre was evident as he took a selfie (an ussie, actually) with our group; oddly the background turned to Brasilian rainforest just for this picture.

Who’s happy? We’re happy!

At some point as all this was going on the folks from Arsenal America (one of them, anyway, who shall remain unnamed) was tossing out flags for lucky recipients. I asked if there were more that she was going to throw, and she invited us to take a flag that had been flown at the Emirates last season that was spread out on the tables on the level below. I used it as a bedspread that night.

We all went outside to have some drinks on the terrace after the show inside. I met Justin, who’d just moved down from the Bay Area to be a rocket scientest in Los Angeles, and had a nice chat with Stuart Macfarlane; he told me some stories about Mø the Photographer, and Jack Wilshere at the 2014 FA Cup Parade I’ll be glad to share over drinks some time when we meet…if you’re buying.

Lakshya, Nikunj, the Dufflebags, me, and Prad on the COSM terrace.

Friday

After a late start on Friday I again got sandwich at Sorrento Market (see last year’s post), did some work, and then met with best friend from high school for the first time in 12 years. He picked me up, and we drove to the garment district downtown and the Bendix Building, to visit the Track 16 Gallery and see his art on exhibit (“Number 101”). Weirdly enough, my mother’s father used to work in the Bendix Building in the 50s and 60s! It has great views of downtown, and Track 16 had some excellent art that brought me right back to my days as a young man in Los Angeles. Best of all, I got to spend time catching up with my friend and assessing current events. What a lovely (re)connection; I look forward to future visits!

He dropped me on the border of Santa Monica and Venice, and I had to make my way via Uber to Hermosa Beach at rush hour. There was a gathering of Arsenal fans at the Underground Pub in Hermosa, which included a fundraising raffle for Mike Feinberg’s Gooners vs. Cancer charity. I ate some small dinner while drinking beer, and had a chat with Mike as the pub filled up with Arsenal fans. And then I won the first prize of the raffle! This led to more drinking, and we repaired to another bar after midnight that was still serving food and had a band. We were all tucked in by about 2 am.

My raffle prize. I’ll have it framed and hang it in my office.

Saturday

It was another late start, this one even a little groggy, but I was downstairs for breakfast at 8…and upstairs for a nap at 8:30. It was the day of the game, and there were pregame festivities at the LA Aleworks in Hawthorne (not terribly far from the stadium). I got there just about 11:30 am, and was one of the first SVGooners there…but met Rishi and his lovely partner whose name I just cannot remember. To mark our table we had our own scarf tree!

Eventually there were a couple hundred Arsenal fans gathered, including most of our SVG crowd, drinking and laughing, anticipating what was to come in a few hours.

Mike Feinberg joined us, rear left by the space frame post.

Eventually we loaded into bus that would take us to the game. Last year I think the small size of our group, and the intensity of it being the first time at SoFi led the busride to be full of chants and laughter. This time there was some of that, but it was much more diffuse. That happens, I guess!

On our way!

The bus dropped us very close to the stadium this time, rather than in the local neighborhood. However, we had no idea where it was going to pick us up! Nonetheless we went straight to the “tailgate” hosted by Arsenal America where there was (bloody expensive) food, swag, a crowd of Arsenal fans, and lots of sun.

Finally the stadium gates opened and I made my way down to the front of Section 102, right behind one goal. I met up with Sumit, Beau, and Amogh, with whom I was sitting in row 8; Prad and Julian joined us from their seats in the next section pregame. Walking the area between goal and stand were various players and people we all know, including Stuart Macfarlane, Theo, and Stubbsy (who would hold his own vocally against a United fan singing “Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll” in the pregame festivities…well in, Frank!). When Theo heard our “Theoooooo” chant and looked up at us, I held up his famous 2-0 to the Arsenal (from his stretcher on the way off the pitch against Tottenham), and he saw it and laughed. We saw Stuart going back and forth taking his usual pictures…so we yelled for him, and sang “We love you Stuart, oh yes we dooooo…”, and stood there miming he should take our picture. Well, you can see the result at the top of the article! Thanks, Stuart!

Arsenal’s staff had left flags on poles to be waved in our section; we grabbed one and carried it to our row, where we four were sat both in front of and behind *gasp* ManUre fans…and in a so-called Arsenal section! We did our best not to hit the sweet family in front of us, but if we blocked the view of the folks behind, well, too bad…sit in the United section next time.

Pregame joy!

We saw ESR trudging across the pitch and sang to him, but he wasn’t having it. He cut a really sad and lonely figure throughout the evening, and we knew he was gone (as we have since had confirmed last week on the .com). So, so sad.

ESR with his legs crossed…he was just so sad, we could feel it in the stands.

The game was interesting, with United hitting us relatively easily on the break in the first half, but conceding a goal 15 minutes after they scored the opener. The rest of the half was played roughly at evens, and the second half we held our own strongly, winning out on Gabigol’s 82nd minute goal right in front of us…

After we clapped the team down the tunnel it was back to the bus, and on to Aleworks for Doner kebab/wraps with Belgian sauces, and finally back to my hotel for bed.

A group of SVG staying South of the airport went out to another bar, but having partied nearly every waking hour since turning 60 three days earlier, I was cooked :).

Julian, Sumit, Bob, Zach, and Bobby trying to generate some energy after the game.

Sunday: As before, Exhausted and Replete

It was time to go home. One more stop at Sorrento after checking out of the hotel, this time sopressata with provelone and all the fixings (except mayo!). The Uber picked me up in front of the deli, and I met up at the LAX gate with the Dufflebags, Sumit, and Amogh. We were all just that bit worse for wear, comparing notes on what we’d heard about ESR, Molino, and the finalization of Calafiori’s signing. Then it was onto the plane (we all sat in adjacent rows), and home to San Jose and one last picture.

Much fun was had!

Overall it was an exhilerating and fun trip. What was a two day whirlwind last year (wherein we kept the intensity high all the way through) was less of a sprint this year, spanning just about four days of events, bars, sun, and excitement. As with last year the people we met were excellent, and meeting other Arsenal fans, and especially getting to know better the folks from my Silicon Valley Gooners supporter’s group, was a real treat. If Arsenal ever pre-season in your town, or come within a couple-three hundred miles of you, I highly recommend going…you’ll meet some great people, have a great time, and probably will get to see some lovely football. In any case, your Arsenal supporting will take on another dimension, and will bring you joy…

The Twenty Tens – A sea change of a sort

Arsenal found themselves under pressure as the new decade opened. It had always seemed a matter of time before Cesc Fabregas returned to his boyhood club in Barcelona, and eventually he did make that move; only his loyalty to Wenger delayed it for a season or two. Barcelona managed by Guardiola and featuring several World Cup winners just had too big a pull for Cesc, who had signed a remarkable seven-year contract with Arsenal. Samir Nasri moved  to the Etihad badmouthing Arsenal in the process. Good player but the prevailing feeling was good riddance. Wenger made some equivocal statements about big clubs not selling their best players but at the same time he seemed to accept the financial rationale for the major sales Arsenal were forced to make. City had already raided Arsenal for Clichy, Toure, and Adebayor.

The season after, to the disgust of many Gooners Robin van Persie, possibly the hottest striker in Europe, revealed a hitherto hidden affection for Manchester United. Viewed objectively it was a ruthless decision, just as was Sol Campbell’s a decade earlier, and it paid off as he immediately led United to the title. But it also underlined that Arsenal could no longer realise the ambitions of their best players and van Persie’s mind might have been made up by a catastrophic 8-2 defeat at Old Trafford the season before where a side quite unworthy of the traditions of Arsenal took the field against United. It was humiliating in the extreme and many thought it unnecessary that Arsenal should go into a season with such a threadbare squad. Though Wenger righted the ship as he so often did, bringing in Per Mertesacker and a Spanish lad called Arteta who were to play a huge part in the development of Arsenal (and still are), the feeling persisted that Arsenal were not serious title contenders anymore. It felt much worse to be patronised by Ferguson than it did to be hated by him! Arsenal embarked on a trolley-dash after the United humiliation (with very mixed results) but only after knowing that qualification for the Group stage of the Champions League was assured. That illustrated the financial pressure the club was under. It is probably fair to say that despite the massive debt that Spurs have incurred with their new stadium they appear to be under less financial pressure despite a significantly bigger debt burden than Arsenal were six years after moving into the Emirates. Is this a tribute to the better financial planning of Daniel Levy, a sign of the changing financial dynamics in high-level sport or might it be a condemnation of poor commercial management by Ivan Gazidis as Arsenal failed to generate anything like the funds Spurs have in terms of commercial revenue after moving, a move which was ostensibly to improve Arsenal’s financial situation?

On the football front , one of the most emotional returns we have seen at the club occurred in 2012 in the third round of the FA Cup. Thierry Henry had returned on loan from New York Red Bulls before the US season began and was on the bench for a third round tie with Leeds. The game was locked at 0-0 when the great man returned to a huge ovation. Superstars write their own scripts and to no one’s surprise a few minutes after he arrived, Thierry took a Song pass and slipped a trademark finish into the right hand corner for the only goal of the game. The ground erupted. Thierry hadn’t scored his last goal for the club as we feared four years before and even the Leeds fans seemed caught up in the drama of his return.

Tottenham achieved Champions league qualification again two years after their first spell in the competition but were generally eased out by Arsenal in this respect over the next few years, often on the last day of the season! Redknapp had made them competitive and had overseen their first victory at Arsenal for years when they recovered from a 2-0 deficit to triumph 3-2. But ‘Arry was jettisoned in favour of Andre Villas Boas, who remains a divisive figure both at Tottenham and at the Bus Stop to this day. Bale was sold to Real Madrid, a sale as inevitable as Fabregas’s sale to Barca, just as Arsenal brought in Madrid’s Mesut Özil, a record purchase to be followed by the addition of Alexis Sanchez the season after. Tottenham were accused of wasting the bounty produced by Bale’s transfer fee and there was a feeling that he would be impossible to replace. But Tottenham were still  improving steadily. St. Totteringham’s Day arrived with increasing drama and uncertainty but Wenger’s Arsenal achieved a flurry of success winning the FA Cup against Hull in 2014 and Villa in 2015. In retrospect if Wenger had exited then his reputation would have been even higher among the fans. But then again he had built one of the best sides in the league — why leave at that moment?

The following year Spurs, having brought in Mauricio Pochettino, put in their best challenge for the title in most peoples’ living memory. It was the season when Leicester proved triumphant and Arsenal frustratingly dropped out of contention although they beat Leicester twice. Tottenham eventually handed the title to Leicester after a frenetic draw at the Bus Stop where they had led 2-0. Harry Kane was now the idol at White Hart Lane and was a formidable striker who liked to score against Arsenal despite a series of pictures suggesting that as a boy his first love was the Gunners! Arsenal had rejected him at eight years of age for being too tubby!

What gave the season an ironic twist was that having failed to match Leicester, Tottenham‘s form completely collapsed and they subsided to a 5-1 defeat at Newcastle on the last day of the season as Arsenal slipped by them into second and invited in St. Totteringham again. But Pocchetino was at last proving the leader that Tottenham had craved for years. Players like Kane, Dembele, Dele Alli, Eriksen, and Lloris gave them a quality squad, and Pochettino managed to remove the curse of St. Totteringham in 2017 as Tottenham finished second, albeit seven points behind champions Chelsea, their highest finish for almost sixty years. Arsenal failed to reach the Champions League for the first time in nineteen years but still won the FA Cup 2-1 at Wembley against Chelsea. Wenger used this as a springboard to negotiate a new contract with Stan Kroenke the day after the final. That was, in retrospect, a mistake for both parties. In 2019 Tottenham were the kings of North London and to everyone’s surprise, not least their own, came back from a 3-0 deficit against Ajax to reach the Champions League final in Madrid against Liverpool. This was the biggest moment in the club’s history and for a few weeks leading up to the final Arsenal fans were fearing that Spurs surely couldn’t land the Champions League, could they? They had a slightly fortuitous run to the final, looking likely to be eliminated at the group stage before Barcelona played a weakened side in their last game and being the beneficiary of some eccentric VAR decisions at the Etihad. Their win in Amsterdam was the stuff of pure legend as Lucas Moura notched an epic second half hat-trick.

When the final arrived Spurs were hugely unlucky to concede one of the softest penalties ever given in a major match in the first few minutes, Salah scoring, but in truth they gave a supine performance with Kane clearly not fit and lost 2-0. The Collins dictionary actually describes a condition called ‘Spursiness’   to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory or to fall short with the prize in sight.  Spurs showed their Spursy side in their last two League Cup finals and could have put up a much braver show in Madrid. But they seemed to lack intestinal fortitude under pressure.

Nevertheless, reaching the Champions League final underlined their progress in a major way. Plans advanced for a super stadium to be built on the existing site in Tottenham High Road, one of the least accessible places on earth. While the stadium was being built Spurs played at Wembley Stadium, a place that they had not visited very regularly before! To be fair Tottenham had overtaken Arsenal in terms of team quality even if Arsenal had retained the knack of winning trophies.

Arsenal’s failure to make the Champions League in 2017, was a huge blow to the club in both financial and status terms. There was a well of toxicity at the Emirates which made home games quite unpleasant experiences on occasions. It became a club divided. Marches in protest began as banners claiming ‘In Wenger we rust‘ were unfurled and were a very sad way for the Wenger era to unwind.

Arsene Wenger eventually left Arsenal in 2018 and was given the gold Premier League trophy in commemoration of his service to the club. It was so sad that his later years saw rancour and division. By the time of his departure most fans, certainly those who were regular attenders felt his time was up, indeed it was generally felt that it had been for some time, but there was an enormous well of affection and respect for a man who gave his life to the club and achieved so much. He was a visionary, a control freak, a man of huge integrity, and he gave Arsenal fans memories they will  never forget. But he stayed too long.

His replacement , Unai Emery began well and almost achieved Champions League qualification in his first season; he led Arsenal to the Europa League final in Baku where the team gave an anaemic performance in a 4-1 thrashing by Chelsea. In his second season things deteriorated quickly with a very divided dressing room and some of the most highly-paid players at odds with the club. His eventual replacement, just in time for the new decade, was Mikel Arteta, the former captain of the club who had coached at Manchester City under Pep Guardiola after retiring from playing. His close friend Mauricio Pochettino looked set to lead Spurs up that final step but within a year football was hit with a crisis it could never have envisaged and had to adapt to a very different world.

2020 vision- what is the trajectory of the clubs?

There may be readers of this analysis who were hitherto largely unfamiliar with the respective  histories of the clubs. Trying to look objectively at Tottenham’s story it would seem that for years they had sought a leader who could bring the combination of stability and quality that Wenger had brought to Arsenal. In May 2019 Tottenham had contested the Champions League Final in Madrid. It was the high water mark for the club as it would be for almost any club and their manager Mauricio Pochettino had achieved it whilst recapturing the style of football that Spurs’ fans had claimed was the club’s birthright. But in November 2019 Daniel Levy decided to remove Poch, as a slow start saw some Spurs fans suggest he had ‘taken the club as far as he could’. How often that label has been pinned to  managers who have radically overachieved at a club. They have usually gained access to new, unprecedented horizons by very good coaching. They replaced him with the controversial Jose Mourinho, that most abrasive and unpleasant of characters. If Arsenal fans had been polled to suggest the most divisive new  coach for Tottenham, and one likely to create a stress fracture in the club, it would almost certainly have been Mourinho who  they would have nominated.

Levy had overseen the move to Tottenham’s new stadium, the new White Hart Lane. It was completed some time behind schedule but it brought excitement to a club that were desperate for some sort of positive differentiation from their North London rivals. It had a number of state-of-the-art design features which enabled it to be used for NFL fixtures, Rugby league finals, boxing, and pop concerts. It was a very clear way of generating significantly increased revenue. In the dozen years since the  Emirates opened, stadium features and technology had advanced a great deal. You could even now fill your beer glass upside down! It made the new stadium a goldmine. But a number of Tottenham fans were asking what was the point of generating this increased revenue whilst the side continued to underperform on the field.

ENIC Group is owned by the family trust of Joe Lewis. ENIC’s Bahamas-registered subsidiary, ENIC International Limited, currently holds 86.58% of the total issued share capital of Tottenham Hotspur. Daniel Levy and his family own 29.88% of the share capital of ENIC International Limited, while a discretionary trust of Lewis’s family owns 70.12%. Levy has become a very rich man during the almost quarter century that he has been in charge at Tottenham. A lot of simple Spurs folk claim with a mixture of pride and anguish that Daniel Levy ‘is a very good businessman‘ and ‘a great negotiator‘. But what he manifestly isn’t is a Chairman with a stellar record of onfield achievement. When he became chairman Tottenham had won eight FA Cups to Arsenal’s seven. Since he has been chairman Arsenal have won the trophy another seven times. Spurs have never reached the FA Cup Final during his tenure. One trophy in twenty three years (and that the least significant of the domestic triple ) is not a cause for celebration and makes it very hard for Spurs to claim that on playing record they are a really big club. They have a wonderful stadium and a tradition of fine football played by great players but they are not consistently in the mix for the big prizes.

Mourinho did get  Tottenham to a League Cup Final in 2021 but was fired before the final where Ryan Mason took charge; Mason was then replaced by Nuno Espírito Santo, and then quickly afterwards by Antonio Conte. In a period of five years they have had (not including temporary sticking plasters ), five big name managers — as many as Arsenal have had in thirty-eight years. Hire and fire worked effectively for Chelsea in the Abramovich era but it was coupled with astute purchases in the transfer market. The sense is that Tottenham lack an effective touch in the market, and they are a harder sell to world-class players who like to fill their own trophy cabinets rather than just see the shareholders making themselves richer.

Arsenal had made Unai Emery their new manager, the successor to Wenger. Emery has an impressive record in Europe but seemed to become less and less effective in his second season and Arsenal replaced him with Mikel Arteta. KSE, Arsenal’s shareholders, were not warmly regarded by most Arsenal fans. Stan Kroenke was known as ‘Silent Stan’ because he was not a frequent or effusive communicator and his early strategy seemed to be to  pile in behind Arsene Wenger who had turned Arsenal into a cash cow.

The choice of Arteta, who was seriously considered when Emery was appointed, was brave. It was his first managerial job and a few months into the job he was the first major soccer casualty of the Covid virus. He made a steady start with a woefully unbalanced squad and then had to face the extraordinary challenge of empty stadia and all that Covid brought. He halted a potential slide towards relegation and switching to three at the back took Arsenal to Wembley in the FA Cup where they first beat Manchester City in the semi final 2-0, and then overcame Chelsea 2-1.  All four of the goals were scored by Pierre Emerick Aubameyang, who was subsequently given a huge contract which gave him in excess of £300k a week. It proved in hindsight to be a poor decision although Auba helped Arsenal to a Community Shield a few weeks later; but Arsenal’s form fell away thereafter. At the end of the season Arsenal finished 8th, out of Europe altogether, and Spurs qualified for the Conference League in 7th. Bale returned on loan to clinch the poison chalice of Europa Conference League football. 

Towards the end of the 2020/ 21 season 12 European football clubs collectively issued a letter of intent to form a new European so-called ‘Super League’, of which they would be the founder members. Spurs and Arsenal both signed up to a project that unravelled almost as quickly as it appeared. Both North London clubs distanced themselves from the project fairly quickly and in apologetic terms which seemed to presage a different approach to the fans at both clubs. One could be forgiven for thinking that Arsenal in particular had felt a penny drop about what English football fans expected of their club owners. The ESL project is certainly not dead, but is currently quiescent and it will be interesting to see what might happen if Manchester City are heavily sanctioned by the Premier League if found guilty of the charges lined up against them. The ESL debacle threatened to undermine the relationship between owners and fans but it seems that it may, inadvertently, have improved owner understandIng of what constitutes a football club, especially a Premier League club situated in North London.

Antonio Conte was a successful winning manager who had just helped Inter Milan to the Italian title but he was not reticent about making public pronouncements about the support he expected from his board. Arsenal‘s board was effectively irrelevant in the decision-making process after KSE became the only shareholder in the club, and changes were made with Raul Sanllehi following Ivan Gazidis and Sven Mislintat out of the club. Tim Lewis was playing a much bigger role in the governance of the club, and Josh Kroenke was appearing to be an emotionally very intelligent and supportive confidante of Arteta, who needed one as Arsenal began the 21/22 season disastrously. Arsenal lost the first three games, the last a humiliation at the Etihad. Josh kept the faith, refusing to panic, and he was proved right.  Arsenal almost made it back into the Champions League at the end of that season. In mid-season Arteta insisted the club get rid of Aubameyang and the owners backed him. What made it very painful was that Tottenham overtook Arsenal to claim the 4th place and Champions League football,  winning a crunch match at the Lane 3-0. In that match Tottenham looked a much more mature match-winning machine than Arsenal, who fielded players like Cedric and Rob Holding (who was sent off early on). But overall Arsenal had shown progress and it continued the next season as Arsenal raced into a huge lead in the League, in a season interrupted by a winter World Cup. City eventually overtook Arsenal but the Gunners were in a clear second place and did the double over Tottenham who finished out of the European places after they disposed of Conte. There was again a feeling that Arsenal had stability and vision and Tottenham were back to square one looking for a Messiah to lead them out of the football wilderness.

They chose as their Messiah Ange Postecoglou, the Celtic manager and a straight-speaking Aussie. A lover of the high press but someone whose inability to make eye contact was reminiscent of a previous Spurs manager, Gerry Francis.

Arsenal built ambitiously on their fine season in 22/23 with the huge purchases of Declan Rice and Kai Havertz. Postecoglou bought well too, obtaining the rapid Dutch defender Micky Van de Ven, and Vicario an upgrade on Lloris in goal. But the loss of their record goalscorer Harry Kane to Bayern Munich was a grievous pre-season blow. Arsenal carried their challenge to City right through to the end of the season but City put together win after win until with two games to go they travelled to the Lane where they had an atrocious league record.  The preamble to that game encapsulated all of the toxicity we have noted accumulating over the years between the clubs. Surveys in the media and articles in the press suggested Spurs’ supporters would prefer relegation to Arsenal winning the league. To his credit Postecoglou rubbished this attitude but one sensed he was shocked by the way this obsession with Arsenal defined Tottenham in their fans’ eyes.  Spurs played well on the night but Son clean through with an easy chance near the end saw Ortega make a fine save, and Arsenal’s chance of the title was gone as City triumphed 2-0.

I had many bitter discussions with Spurs fans around this time. The gist of their argument was that Arsenal are deeply arrogant and they could not take more songs about winning the title at the Lane or stealing away Tottenham’s captain on a free or seeing Arsenal emerge supreme in the Premier League.  It is hard not to feel that  their obsession with Arsenal limits the potential of the club. Sixty plus years without a title has taken its toll but beyond that they have only won two League Cups in thirty five years . They start next season outside an expanded Champions League when a few weeks before they looked likely to finish above Aston Villa. Can Postecoglou reverse this inferiority complex and can Arteta take Arsenal beyond City at the third attempt?

The present day – Business as usual?

This has been a much deeper dive into Arsenal/Tottenham history than I expected it to be. I wouldn’t claim for a second that it is a truly balanced view, but I have genuinely tried to discover and reveal the culture and traditions of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club as well as those of Arsenal. I haven’t touched on things like the ‘Y’ word and why Tottenham consider themselves the club who represent the Jewish community in North London, when there is evidence that Arsenal has just as many Jewish supporters. One senses Tottenham crave a unique identity even if it is not truly authentic.

The toxicity that I allude to often is a product of modern society. Local rivalries all over the country seem to be channelled into more and more aggressive, a confrontational aggression illustrating a keen lack of respect for the other club. Social media facilitates this…

I was in Norwich recently, and the rivalry with Ipswich is deep and heartfelt and very uncompromising. Southampton and Portsmouth reflect the strong  city rivalries through their football teams. United and City in Manchester, and Liverpool and Everton, are very strong rivalries and reflect intense tribalism. Frankly I don’t feel that strongly about Spurs as rivals because consistently over the last fifty years Arsenal have out-performed them. I certainly wouldn’t prefer Arsenal to be relegated to Spurs winning the league. It is a ludicrous notion and maybe that is why I don’t consider it seriously. I suspect most sane Arsenal fans feel the same.

This season Arsenal are genuine contenders for the league title but much will depend on what punishment (if any) is meted out to City. Tottenham are probably not contenders for the title but they could be a top four side, although Postecoglou’s naive ideas on high lines and when and how to press may prove their undoing if they continue to be ultra-aggressive. If Tottenham don’t start well Postecoglou will come under pressure. His popularity waned a little as last season went on and Tottenham dropped several home points or made heavy weather of beating struggling teams. One day Tottenham have to find a good manager, back him and stick with him or the rinse and repeat cycle will go on. And while Spurs fans have to regard Arsenal as rivals they must not allow Arsenal to live rent-free in their heads, nor to decide whether Spurs have a good season or not by how well Arsenal have done.

It is an intense rivalry, frankly it is too intense, and last year’s City debacle underlined how obsessional and toxic things have got. But in the frenzy of competition I don’t expect that to change any time soon. The two North London giants are great clubs but given the size of their followings a peaceful co- existence is unlikely!

Arsenal have a motto ‘Victoria Concordia Crescit‘ (Victory through Harmony) which is a fair and meaningful assessment of how to succeed in football (and in life). Tottenham’s motto ‘Audere est Facere’ (To Dare is to Do) has always bemused me largely because, unless I am missing something, it is effectively meaningless. It seems to speak to a bold, gladiatorial approach to life, and Postecoglou certainly has rekindled that passion, but that isn’t really what the motto says. It is ill-defined and one would expect that if it correlated to the football approach they have, the motto might change slightly every few years and never quite epitomise what the club wants to be about.

The rivalry continues, often producing the most exciting head-to-head derbies in the league, and the passion and dread of defeat never wanes. One thing that unites almost all Spuds and Gooners is that before each Derby they dread the outcome. It is a wonderful game to win but a hideous one to lose. It is a rivalry that is white-hot and bitter.

Underneath it all I choose to remember those eminently decent Spurs fans gently bowing their heads in 2001 as a stadium wept for Rocky. Decency writ large. I hope that respect and understanding can always underpin the passion but recent events suggest it is a forlorn hope.


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