Arsenal just keep breaking records, and they smashed another one in Yorkshire tonight as they became the first team in all four divisions of English professional football to win three consecutive away matches by five goals or more.
In the lead up to the game much of the talk was centred around the number of goals Arsenal were going to score rather than the outcome of the match. That was considered to be a foregone conclusion against what the table strongly suggests is the worst in the league. A touch of arrogance? Perhaps. But as soon as the game commenced it soon became apparent that this arrogance was justified.
With barely a minute gone Arsenal were within a whisker of a very early lead as Saka rattled the bar from close range before the ball rebounded to Martinelli who saw his fierce drive cleared off the line with the ‘keeper beaten. It set the tone for what was to follow and moments later Arsenal were ahead as Martinelli fed Rice on the left and the Englishman’s cutback found Ødegaard who slotted home with ease in what has become his trademark finish.
And in a flash, it was two. Saka skinned Auston Trusty, formerly of this parish, drove into the box and his low cross was inadvertently bundled in by Bogle for an own goal. And then we blinked and when we opened our eyes again it was three. We cut through the Blades like a knife through butter and Kiwior’s cutback found Martinelli who found the bottom corner via a slight deflection, but it was undoubtedly his goal.
It was becoming humiliating for the hosts who opted to make an early substitution as Ollie Norwood was replaced by Ben Osborn on the quarter hour mark as Chris Wilder opted for a back five in a bid to prevent a cricket score. Barring injury, I think that might be the earliest substitution ever.
But it had little effect as Arsenal added two more before the break, firstly through Kai Havertz who drilled home for his third goal in three games. 4-0 inside twenty-five minutes! And not long after it was five. Ødegaard found Saka who turned the defender inside out, cut it back for Declan Rice who duly converted for his fifth of the season. 5-0 inside 40 minutes….
Unfortunately, we couldn’t find a sixth before the break which would’ve broken yet another record, but we can’t have it all. Saka was replaced by the returning Fabio Vieira as a precaution with the game already won. Arsenal continued with the same intensity and before the hour we had another. Jorginho clipped a sumptuous ball over the top which was brought down expertly by Havertz who took a touch inside and fed Ben White who clumped the ball home for number six, equalling our biggest away win in the Premier League era, only a few weeks after we put six past West Ham. These are heady days indeed.
Arteta then brought on Partey and Jesús – the former making his first appearance since early October. Both understandably looked a little rusty but getting those minutes in the legs can only be a good thing as we head into a crucial phase of the season. The game petered out from this point. Of course, it would’ve been nice to score more goals, but we have a big game on Saturday night at home to Brentford followed by that huge tie at home to Porto as we look to overturn the one goal deficit from the first leg. Those games are more important and when you’re six goals up with a third of the game to go you can afford to plan ahead. It’s a nice luxury to have and it is a luxury we have created for ourselves.
That’s 31 goals in seven games which is really quite something. To put that into context, that’s more goals than Sheffield United, Burnley and Everton have managed all season. In fact, it is only six fewer goals than Manchester United and their billion-pound squad have managed in the league all season.
We have now scored the most goals (68) and conceded the least (23) in the league. Basically, we’re quite good. And yet we are still third, two points behind Liverpool, one behind Manchester City. The good news is both those two face off this weekend so at least one will drop points, ideally both. But we will need to beat the Bees first and if we do, we will go top for 24 hours at least.
Goal difference is another factor that could well come into play come the season’s end. Ours stands at +45, six better than Liverpool’s and ten better than City’s. Pre Dubai our GD stood at a comparatively paltry +17 so it is quite the turnaround. If we win the league, I think we should refer to this season in two parts- BD for before Dubai and AD for after Dubai. You never know, it might catch on.
COYG!