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It seems that the arc of Premier League era Arsenal vs. Manchester United rivalry through time is now entering a new unique phase, which even though it may never trace the memorable locus characterized by the feverish intensity of Wenger’s Highbury years, will nonetheless help to define the next stages of these two great clubs’ respective evolutions. Two great clubs that have been thrown into the morass of mediocrity since the departure of their best ever managers, two great clubs that are now trying to fight their way back into the prominence of their heydays, the memories of which still fuel the imagination and appetite of their fan base. 

While the current league table has Manchester United 7 positions above and 10 points ahead of Arsenal, the teams will go into the weekend’s marquee match without any firm favorites. That is not only because in this most egalitarian of seasons, in the most egalitarian of leagues any result is possible, but that the qualities on display by each of these two teams in the recent matches do not demonstrate any vast superiority of one over the other. Manchester United definitely had a much more consistent run of results since their 0-1 loss at home to Arsenal – rightly celebrated by the Goonerverse given the rarity of Arsenal away league wins at Old Trafford – whereas afterwards Arsenal went on a tailspin of poor performances and poorer results that had people – and even a few pundits – suggesting a potential relegation battle. Since then, Mikel Arteta has steadied the ship, and brought in a more dynamic and creative approach to the matches inspired significantly by Arsenal’s young talents who all took their opportunities with open arms and pushed their more illustrious bandmates to the substitutes bench, and now have us on a positive run of results that brought us back to a league position from which a European place is still well within reach. Difficult, but not implausible. 

The last time Arsenal did a “double” over Manchester United in the league was our first season at the Emirates, 2006-2007. On 17th September 2006 away at Old Trafford a young Arsenal attacking midfield of Fabregas, Hleb and Rosický (with Gilberto sitting deep) impressed with the verve and imagination that will come to characterize their times at the club. Very late in the match, Cesc picked Christiano Ronaldo’s pocket, glided through the midfield and set up the new boy Adebayor for a famous winner. On the return match back at the Emirates on 21st January 2007 Henry was back from injury, and so was Robin Van Persie, and they both scored in a memorable come-from-behind 2-1 victory with Henry scoring the winner in the dying minutes with a thumping header from a perfect cross by Eboue after a lovely combination play between Fabregas, Rosický and Eboue on the right.  The equalizer too had earlier involved another flowing move down the right with Rosický sending in a cross that Henry tried to flick in, and RVP ghosted in at the near post for a trademark left footed into-the-roof-of-the-net finish.   

Since then, we haven’t managed to put two league wins in a season against the old enemies simply because we didn’t manage to win away at Manchester United. Until this season, of course, when that 14 years long wretched streak came to an end thanks to captain Aubameyang’s penalty. That win away at Old Trafford was however built less on attacking fluency but more on a robust, dynamic and matured midfield display with the summer signing Thomas Partey justifying completely all the excitement around his arrival. Two of his most noticeable qualities that I think had instant impact on the team are his ability to make his central midfield partner play at a higher level than they usually do, and a directness and verticality that have been lacking from our midfield since the days of Santi Cazorla and Rosický.  Partey was substituted in the second half in our last league match at Southampton and let us hope that was simply as a precaution especially given his recent muscle injuries.

Manchester United’s away form has been superb in the recent months and despite their dispiriting loss at home in their last match against Sheffield United they will come into the game with confidence. Not only have they been winning away consistently, but they have also won a few times after conceding the first goal.  This consistency has propelled them up the table and now they are being considered to be a serious title contender. 

One of the more pleasing aspects of our recent run of good results was that we started brightly in all of these matches and tried to impose ourselves whenever possible. That positivity and courage have paid off. Knowing full well that there will be stretches of the game when we will have to defend with great tactical discipline and with everyone behind the ball, we must make our turns at possession and dominance count. Just when it had seemed Aubameyang and his infectious smile had finally shaken off the rare dry patch, a family emergency – which thankfully has since been resolved –  rightly needed his attention. Even though he seems to have returned to London, considering the travel protocols, it is unlikely he will start the weekend’s match.

In our captain’s absence the left side of the attacking trio remains a question. Even though Nicolas Pépé started on the left, played well and scored a good goal at the St. Mary’s, my choice will be Gabriel Martinelli whose non-stop pressing and constant movements drifting in and out can be a big plus in a match where forced turnovers in transitions can be a productive way of overloading our attack effectively. Lacazette, Emile Smith-Rowe and Bukayo Saka should continue their growing understanding. If ESR needs a break (let us hope not) I would like to see Saka playing in that role with Pépé starting down the right, but Mikel will most likely start Willian in that case. The winter loan signing, the Norwegian prodigy Martin Ødegaard, may find the match coming too early for him to take an active part. But over the course of the rest of the season I think the most natural alternative – though not quite like-for-like – for ESR should be Ødegaard. 

Speaking of winter transfer business, much credit is due to Edu, Mikel and the club for the efficiency with which they executed much of what was necessary, both outgoing and incoming. Whereas Ødegaard’s inclusion got the headlines, signing of a highly capable and experienced goalkeeper in Mat Ryan to back up Leno was definitely the one that helped the more astute of the fan base (and one suspects Mikel as well) to sleep better. 

A suitable left back understudy for the magnificent Kieran Tierney is probably a pending piece of the remaining business, but Cedric’s performance in that position away at Southampton will give Mikel some comfort if that doesn’t happen. Based on current performance Cedric, if he doesn’t need to deputize for Tierney again, will probably deserve the right back position ahead of Bellerin. Let us hope our incomparable Scotsman is back fit to torment the United right flank all throughout the match. 

I suspect Mikel will keep the Luiz-Holding partnership. Pablo Mari’s injury was most unfortunate as he was playing with a composure and poise that has never been Luiz’s forte, though on his day he can be imperious and also a great attacking outlet. Gabriel had started the season excellently and was by far our best player for the first months, but one suspects since the Covid19-enforced time off he might need a little while to get back to his best, especially given this is his first season in English football.   

This is my predicted line-up based on what has been publicly made known about the state of the squad and based on my assumption that Partey, ESR and KT are all fit. 

Leno

Cedric – Holding – Luiz – Tierney

Partey – Xhaka

Saka – ESR – Martinelli

Lacazette 

If Auba can play he will slot in for Gabigoal. And if KT still needs a bit of time Cedric will start down the left and Bellerin in his customary position.

As always this is a hard match to predict. I am hoping for a hard-fought but controlled 2-0 win, with Mikel tactically outmaneuvering his opponent and the team able to execute the game plan. 

Come on Arsenal! 

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Off down the M3 to St Mary’s again to take on Southampton for the second time in four days, this time in the Premier League. Tens of thousands of words have been written about whether our Basque manager did the right thing by making seven changes for the FA Cup, in contrast to a full strength Saints. Last night Arteta claimed that five of those seven were injury enforced. Anyway it didn’t work out and he incurred the wrath of Gooners who, after four FA Cups in seven years, were beginning to regard a walk up Wembley Way as a birthright. Still, what’s done is done and we came to tonight’s game on a pretty good league run, since Christmas,  of P5, W4, D1, L0, GF 11, GA 1.

We drew at home against Southampton in the league in December as GSD’s excellent match report will tell you. Much discussion pregame about our team tonight, with KT3 having some worrying calf issues (see comments by Trev, our resident expert sports scientist physio, in the last drinks) and with our Captain, seemingly solving his goal drought against the barcodes, diverted by personal/family issues. All the best Auba – you have our total support and family always, always comes first.

So, with dinner done and plates in the dishwasher off to check the team:

Leno, Bellerin, Holding, Luiz, Cedric, Xhaka, Partey, Saka, ESR, Pepe, Laca

Bench: Ryan, Gabriel, Chambers, AMN, Elneny, Willock, Martinelli, Eddie

No Gabi in the starting line up and no KT3/Auba as previously trailed. The mystery of Reiss Nelson continues. Surely he has to go out on loan?

Southampton played a similar line up to Saturday in the Cup, but missing the two full backs, Betrand (suspended) and Walker Peters (injured). In goal Fraser Forster was dropped to the bench for McCarthy. 

The rain was lashing down in Southampton (not an infrequent event from my personal experience) as we kicked off. In less than a minute, after winning back the ball, Xhaka put Laca through one on one with McCarthy. Sadly he didn’t take the golden chance as the keeper saved with his legs. Virtually immediately Southampton broke and Ings forced a corner. Ward-Prowse whipped in a corner to the penalty spot where Armstrong, unmarked after Pepe bought a dummy run, hit a fabulous half volley past a blameless Leno, who did well to get his hands to it. 

Southampton 1-0 Arsenal (Armstrong 3 mins)

Saka, in these early minutes, was playing on the right and looking very lively. Pepe was on the left. After a sweeping move of crisp passes from right to left, Xhaka played in Pepe who held off the defender with his arm and passed the ball into the corner with his left foot. For a brief second (but only a brief second, don’t get on my case) he reminded me of DB10 – the Iceman used to finish in just that style. A peach of a goal. 

Southampton 1-1 Arsenal (Pepe 7 mins)

After a lovely run through midfield by Partey to the edge of the box, the ball went into the area, then fell 20 yards out to Cedric, who hit an excellent volley just wide. After 15 minutes, despite going one nil down, we looked the better team. Pressing well, moving the ball rapidly and vertically and running at the opposition. The game was fast and wide open though, with Saints looking quick and dangerous on the break. In one of those breaks, Hector was booked (rightly) for hauling down Armstrong. Again the Saints found space on the Hector’s side and put in a great cross met well by Adams and well saved by Leno. Our right side was looking vulnerable. Coming up to the half hour and Southampton were now looking the more potent team. They were bypassing the press, with Adams playing well with back to goal and then advancing on the flanks. Attacks were coming fast and furious. Our midfield was failing to defend the back four. 

We had a nasty moment on 37 mins when Luiz totally miscontrolled the ball straight to Walcott just outside the area. Luckily he messed it up and shot high and wide (unlucky Theo!).

A minute later Xhaka picked up the ball on our side of the centre circle and passed upfield to Laca just the other side. He hit a wonderful first time pass to Saka just outside the area who calmly rounded the onrushing goalie (who maybe shouldn’t have been out there) and slotted it in with his right foot. A wonderful, rapid, clear thinking goal, and a lot more difficult than our precocious little Ealing Express made it look. What a footballer this boy is becoming.

Southampton 1-2 Arsenal (Saka 38)

On 41 minutes Laca went tumbling in the box, but no penalty (and having seen the replay again rightly so).

A really open first half (probably too open for either manager). I haven’t mentioned ESR (the Croydon de Bruyne) above, but he was everywhere, in space, linking, playing simple progressive passes. The lad is a gem. New contract soon please! Saka is also a star, who looks to have found his most effective position on the right with licence to roam inside, and a goal well taken by Pepe and made by Xhaka. We played with tempo and some verve, whilst not looking completely secure at the back. 

HT Southampton 1-2 Arsenal

No changes at half time and it was still raining. Five minutes in and a nice move for Saints saw Walcott hit a piledriver from the edge of the box, straight at Leno. Unlucky Theo!!

ESR was put into the box by Xhaka and just lacked pace on his shot after beating the goalie. Bellerin put in a great cross which Pepe managed to deflect away from Laca on the back post. Cedric danced into the box but it was scrambled away by the Saints. The next goal was going to be crucial. 

Ings made a lovely, slaloming run into our area but Leno beat him away from a narrow angle. Nathan Redmond came on for Saints and we thought Martinelli was coming on for Pepe. However Pepe slowed right down as he saw ESR in pain on the ground and was ludicrously booked for time wasting by the abject Kevin Friend. ESR came off (hopefully nothing serious), Pepe stayed on and Willian (Nooo!!) came on. Gabi went back to the bench.

Straight after the restart, Cedric pinged a superb, right footed pass from the left touchline on halfway to Saka. Just onside, he controlled the ball and fizzed in a right footed slide rule pass for a Laca tap in at the back post. The third great goal of the evening. Oh my word.

Southampton 1-3 Arsenal (Lacazette 73 mins)

Partey went down with cramp. Elneny took his place. Eleven minutes to go and Southampton were looking tired and beaten. Could we see this out? Luiz had his third brain fart of the evening giving the ball away in our half and then almost dropped Leno in it by dummying in the penalty area. Credit to Leno and Rob Holding for staying switched on. As the minutes ticked by, Xhaka made his first bad move of the night with a trademark clumsy tackle on the edge of the box, giving the dead ball specialist Ward-Prowse an opportunity. He hit a good free kick which was going in but that man Leno made another great, one handed save. 

We saw out five minutes of added time well. For the first time this season we had come from behind to win in the league. A gritty, classy, highly entertaining performance by The Arsenal. BtM has been saying in the drinks for months “play better Arsenal”. Well they did.

I thought we saw excellent games from ESR, Saka, Laca, Cedric, Holding, Xhaka and Leno. Good games from Pepe (only marked down from excellent by his failure to track for their goal), Hector and Partey. Only Luiz, with repeated brain fades which could have been punished, was less than good. 

So were we right to weaken on Saturday and win tonight? The debate continues. But in the league that is three consecutive away wins, and 16 points from the last 18 with 14 goals for and 2 against. 

Kudos to Scruzgooner with the ‘holic pound. Anyone who lumped onto his 1-3 scoreline at 19s made much coin! 

A final thought. Our next eight games are Man U, Wolves, Villa, Leeds, City, Leicester, Burnley, Spurs, West Ham and Liverpool. Whilst I will be optimistic for each while we are playing like this, it is likely we will lose some. I urge patience if and when that happens. We are going in the right direction. 

Come on you Gunners!

A Half of Two Games?

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George Graham celebrates after scoring as Charlie George rushes in with his congratulations, 1972

After Saturday’s FA Cup loss to Southampton we, as Arsenal supporters, can be forgiven a moment’s dismay at our inability to stick at least one by the Saints in the cause of holding on to the cup. And given we play the same team in the same place on Tuesday, I suggest we keep that dismay to just this moment, and if the squad is feeling it to do the same. Our rotated squad was not quite good enough to beat their nearly full-strength squad, though Southampton’s lone goal wasn’t anything but a fluke. In the league I expect our best 11 to be out there, largely rested, dismay set aside, hungry to put the Saints to the sword. Southampton are without two players who started on Saturday, losing Walker-Peters and Bertrand to injuries (supposedly), in addition to seven others who were already in sickbay.

In addition to it, essentially, being half-time at St. Mary’s, Arsenal have finally rung the bell on a major change, with Mesut Özil leaving the team permanently to Fenerbahce in the Süper Lig. He leaves a bitter taste in the mouth of many, yet we should wish him well and give him thanks for the good things he brought to the team. Had he continued his pace from the first 3 1/2 years at the club (3 FA Cup victories, most assists and chances created in the League) we could have considered it value for money…as it is, his failure to perform prevented him from even seeing the pitch for most of the last year. So, thanks, Mesut, but…you were in no way value for money in the second half of your tenure at Arsenal. Best of luck with your future on the pitch.

Where does this leave us ahead of tomorrow’s match? We saw how Southampton’s pressing played the Xhakneny (© GSD) axis out of the game, forcing us to play around or only ponderously through the midfield. Likewise the lack of inventiveness from Willian and Pépé up front left our forwards without service, without hope, and without goals. We saw how the substitutions of Partey, Saka, and Lacazette gave us hope in the final 45 minutes Saturday, though it came to nought. Our injuries are limited to Marí and Ceballos, the latter expected to be a matchday decision Tuesday. The biggest question is, will we have Aubameyang available for selection? He left the club due to “personal reasons” prior to kickoff on Saturday, and it is unknown at this moment if he will play. The longer we don’t hear the more we have to hope Auba and his family are ok; we know they have the full support of the club, whatever the situation.

What will the lineup for Arsenal look like tomorrow? With Willian, Pepe, and Nketiah having shown their quality on Saturday, I expect at most they will rest on the bench, if not miss the squad altogether. Tierney is clearly recovered, having time to play naked in the snow for the cameras (not really, he was celebrating “auld Robbie” wearing shorts and a practice shirt, though I daresay he’d’ve worn flip-flops if he could have gotten away with it). The biggest questions are in defense and just forward. Who pairs with Partey, Xhaka or Elneny? Do we play Bellerin or Cedric? A single question hovers over the front four, that of Auba’s availability. In his absence I think Lacazette will get the start, flanked by Saka and Martinelli, with Smith Rowe hopefully performing magic in the hole. Thus do I expect to see:

Leno
Bellerin – Holding – Gabriel – Tierney
Elneny – Partey
Saka – Smith Rowe – Martinelli
Lacazette

Bench: Ryan, Luiz, Cedric, Xhaka, Willock, Pépé, Nketiah

The Holic Pound

In Arsenal’s case it does seem, at least through the latest fine run of form that ended Saturday, a better offense in front of a good defense leads to success. The workrate of Smith Rowe, Martinelli, and Saka ahead of the calmness of Partey and the endless energy of Elneny mean our defense shouldn’t see some of the shots against it that could have spelled our doom ahead of their lone goal. I think we could end this “second half” of the two games with a 2-0 win, courtesy of Laca and Martinelli. That’s available at 12s, and if you think we’ll let in a goal but keep the same difference that’s available at 19s.

Wherever you are, however you watch, enjoy the game. COYG!

The FA Cup holders came into this 4th round tie unbeaten in six games, the first of two consecutive games at St Mary’s. Arteta rang the changes as many predicted, making seven changes from the team that beat Newcastle on Monday. PEA, KT3 and ESR weren’t even in the match-day squad. Apparently, the captain had to be sent home for a ‘personal matter’ this morning, the latter pair were rested. At least Saka and Partey were on the bench and Martinelli returned as a starter. Thus, the starting eleven lacked any of the players who have contributed most to our Yuletide renaissance and the team reprised our most underwhelming midfield pair, making a somewhat feeble declaration of intent:

Leno

Bellerin (c), Holding, Gabriel, Cedric

Elneny, Xhaka

Pépé, Willian, Martinelli

Nketiah

On the other hand, the opposition selected their strongest side. Ings returned from virus-imposed quarantine and several other first choices, including old boy Theo Walcot, returned from being rested against Shrewsbury. Southampton clearly fancied an FA Cup after 45 years without success.

The Saints kicked off in bright winter sunshine. Early on, Gabriel showed his rust allowing a simple pass from Leno to roll out for a throw-in. A minute later he conceded a dangerous free kick with a hand to Ings’ face. Not a clever thing to do against this lot with Ward-Prowse in their team but the free-kick came to naught. As expected, Southampton applied a high press and they forced an early trio of corners, the second of which hit Leno’s bar as he leapt desperately.

After 9 minutes, Cedric’s long tangential ball for Pepe to chase was cleared for an Arsenal corner but this was wasted. However this led to a short spell of Arsenal possession ending with a Willian cross from the right which eventually found Cedric on the left. Cedric blasted it over only for Willian to be flagged offside. Gabriel was then easily beaten on the edge of our box by Adams whose hard, low shot towards the far post was saved by Leno at full stretch.

On 15 minutes, Martinelli ran through the Saints’ defensive line to meet a Pépé free kick from wide on the left but Martinelli’s wild swing glanced the ball wide of the goal.  He was well onside and it was a great opportunity missed. However, Martinelli’s vigorous play on the left was causing Southampton some concern and a long ball from Gabriel forced Forster to rush out and kick it into touch.

After 23 minutes Elneny dithered on the ball on our right touchline instead of clearing it. He lost the ball which found its way to Walker-Peters on the far side of our area. His cross aimed towards the far post went through Cedric’s legs, struck Gabriel’s outstretched foot and rolled under Leno’s dive into the far corner.

Southampton 1 Arsenal 0, Gabriel (og)

Unsurprisingly, Southampton were lifted by this good fortune and an Ings volley in the box was deflected wide by a Bellerin block. In contrast our final balls consistently failed to find their target. Southampton continued their high press and a pass by Leno straight to a Southampton player resulted in a shot that was fortunately deflected for a corner.

Finally, we crafted a move. Willian moved towards their box and a Martinelli stepover on his pass led to a blocked Pépé shot. Pépé’s subsequent cross was just too high for Cedric. However, the opposition still looked far sharper and hungrier. Our relative lassitude was summed up by Holding’s penalty box pass straight to a Southampton player who was fortunately closed down.

On 42 minutes, Pépé jumped into Bertrand to concede another dangerous free kick near the angle of our box. Ward-Prowse curled the ball past the near post.

On the balance of play, we deserved nothing from this half with Bellerin neutralised as an attacking force, Pépé virtually anonymous, Nketiah completely anonymous, no midfield presence and Cedric putting every cross too long. Unless we can find some cohesion and creativity we will be handing the grand old trophy back.

HT 1-0

The second half commenced without changes to either team or any change to the game’s dynamics. Four minutes into the half, Ings ran clear onto a long ball and his shot struck the post, bounced off Leno’s back and rolled just past the post. Ings was offside but the move demonstrated the opposition’s intent and threat. Minutes later, another Southampton attack led to a Ward-Prowse volley over Leno’s bar.

Finally, an Arsenal attack on 52 minutes led to a corner on the right after a solo run by Nketiah but the corner was easily cleared. Stephens then received a yellow card for leaving his studs on Pepe’s foot.

On 57 minutes, Partey and Saka replaced Elneny and Martinelli. Immediately nice interplay between Pépé and Nketiah led to a deflected shot. From the corner Holding wastefully struck a bouncing ball over the bar. At least we were beginning to make things happen though Cedric aborted a spell of pressure with a foul throw – just to make Bellerin feel better, no doubt. Arsenal were pressing much further up the pitch but after Partey had somewhat hopefully struck a long-range shot over the bar, a breakout by Southampton led to Walcott putting a far better opportunity over the Arsenal bar. The next goal was as likely to be theirs as ours.

On 66 minutes a ball from Pépé wide on the left behind the defence was touched towards the far corner by Nketiah but Forster’s outstretched foot deflected it past the post. Another Arsenal attack resulted in a Saka shot over the bar. At 71 minutes Lacazette came on for Bellerin with Cedric moving to RB and Saka to LB.

With under 20 minutes to go, Arsenal stepped up the pace and pressure and began to string passes together, as if they had suddenly realised that they had to try to win this game to stay in the cup. Southampton were now pushed back and their defending became increasingly desperate. An interchange between Lacazette and Pépé led to a Nketiah shot from close range that was saved before offside was called against Pépé’s foot.

With 10 minutes to go Partey bundled someone over to the right of our penalty area. The resultant free kick ultimately led to an Ings shot straight at Leno as Southampton returned to the front foot. Shortly afterwards a nasty challenge on Pépé at the edge of their box produced a yellow card for Bertrand and an Arsenal free kick. Pépé struck it well over. That felt like a huge opportunity spurned. It certainly seemed to take the vim out of the Arsenal’s too brief flurry of activity.

Ings was replaced by Long on 84 minutes as the game limped towards its conclusion. On 87 minutes, Long and Holding came together in our box giving Long an opportunity for a graceless dive and the referee awarded a corner. As the 90 minutes loomed a sweet Saka cross from the left curled just beyond Lacazette.

With one of three added minutes gone, Xhaka had to clear from a Southampton substitute in our box sending the ball for a corner which Southampton exploited to waste time. Nketiah then fired wide from close range as Arsenal made a desperate last effort.

FT: Southampton 1 Arsenal 0

A side with seven changes that was unsurprisingly somewhat disjointed and lacklustre until the subs came on, made a brief effort, created a few chances but in the end didn’t do enough to win this game. It was a return to a midfield combo long since proven to be incapable of creativity and game control, underwhelming senior players and a display with no great sense of urgency. A performance that was the epitome of too little, too late. 

So, Arsenal are out of the cup.

With a whimper.

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It’s been almost normal lately, after our recent run of better results, if not always better performances, to state that “this could have been a different report had we not beaten ……….”. (fill in the name of your favourite victim).

Well this could have been a very different report had Shrewsbury beaten Southampton on Tuesday evening. I was, in fact, very much hoping that Shrewsbury would triumph and therefore be the subject of this preview.

Why ? Because Shrewsbury would have provided the perfect opportunity to link our next FA Cup tie with the other most important event of this week – the inauguration of Joe Biden as President of the United States.

But how are they linked, I hear you asking ? Oh, yes you are ! (That season may actually have finished now, I realise 😉) Ok, the link is a complicated one but bear with me.

What is Shrewsbury famous for?

Well, Shrewsbury has played a part in Western intellectual history, by being the town where the naturalist Charles Darwin was born and brought up. I am very pleased about this because it provides the perfect excuse to weave in another little story about another kind of Darwin. It involves the famous, or infamous, Darwin Awards which, for those who don’t know, are handed to people who commit exceptionally stupid acts, whereby they inflict fatal injuries on themselves. This particular instance involves one of Joe Biden rival, Donald Trump’s warriors, who attacked the White House on 6th January brandishing a taser gun. Our, er, hero set the weapon off accidentally and shot himself in the testicles – a feat which caused him such pain that he died from the resulting heart attack. There are no words.

However, we are supposed to not be discussing Shrewsbury, which is also home to the Ditherington Flax Mill, the world’s first iron-framed building, which is commonly regarded as “the grandfather of the skyscraper”. So had we conceded the first goal of the game, we could have found ourselves with a tower block to climb, if not a mountain. And so, there were so many reasons to have wanted us to be playing the Shrews, or Salop, which is their correct and the most uninspiring nickname I think I’ve ever heard.

The club is nicknamed Salop, meaning ‘from Shropshire’ the county in which Shrewsbury is located. In 1972 it became the official county nickname but has been that of the football club for some years. Salop is taken from the Latin translation of ‘Floreat Salopia’ – flowers or thrives with Shropshire.

Shrewsbury play in blue and amber, colours which are not exactly unfamiliar to the Arsenal in the FA Cup, although the League One club’s strip is more a vertical stripy ensemble. They used to play in League One at Gay Meadow, nestled by the side of the River Severn, but times change and they now play in League One at New Meadow by the side of the railway line which runs from the west of London, past Shrewsbury and on to Wales.

However, we are playing Southampton, but I wrote all this in advance, knowing I had a week in which a year’s accounts had to be done and both daughters had to be accompanied to lengthy medical appointments, though nothing serious, thank goodness. Having made all the effort, I’m damned if it’s all going in the bin. File it under general disinterest and move on.

Southampton seem a less interesting, if more testing opponent, particularly as they will also be our next opponents in the Premier League, a mere 3 days later and again at the St Mary’s stadium, and you wouldn’t want to be reading all about them twice, now would you ?

Theo Walcott, old favourite / pantomime villain, – oh, yes he was ! – is down there now, having returned to the place of his footballing naissance. It would be fun to see him toughing it out with Kieron Tierney, a man who actually eats iron girders for breakfast and skis in the Cairngorms, but only if it’s cold enough, wearing only his underpants and with his lift pass stapled to his forehead. Will either of them play though ?

Being “only” the FA Cup, that is the question. Personally, I hope we go with a strong side. Winning is a habit and we should want to keep our current run going – plus continued presence in the cup competitions is good for morale and does give a chance for the squad players to be involved, should we face weaker opposition.

But how do we attract this weaker opposition – something we don’t seem very good at ? The answer is balls. Either get someone to warm up our ball in the draw – the traditionally favoured method – or get them at the last minute to swap our numbered ball with that of Totteringham – they seem extremely good at attracting very much weaker opposition. All the time.

Apart from Theo, they have proverbial thorn-in-our-side, if seemingly nobody else’s, 33 year old Shane Long, who usually gets subbed on to score one of his two goals a season against us. He must surely be getting past it though, being Long in the tooth an’all. 😉

They also have Danny Ings, another returnee to the south coast where it all started for him at Bournemouth in 2006. I’m not too worried about him as we all know “Ings ain’t what he used to be”, as this fella tells us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3MA-0Ob1goI

Oh, it’s Fings ! – still works for me though 😉 It seems his future at Southampton may be in doubt, as the player wants to play in the Champions League. He’s 28 years old now, so it’s probably now or never, but if the club courting him again turns out to be Totteringham continuing their interest of last summer, it’ll most likely be never. On a serious note, Ings has been suffering from Covid-19 though, was missing from Tuesday’s side and is unlikely to feature.

The main Southampton threat is likely to come from James Ward-Prowse, whose party piece is the long range free kick, one of which finally defeated Shrewsbury in Tuesday’s replay. I somehow still think of him as a youngster in the Southampton team but he is 26 now – where does it go ? – and has played 250 games for them. Surprisingly, he has only recorded 26 goals though, a touch under a goal every ten games, so if we can avoid giving free kicks away around the edges of our 18 yard area, he may not be such a threat.

Southampton last won the FA Cup on 1st May 1976, beating Manchester United 1-0 in a shock victory as they were in the old Second Division at the time. They have never won it since. We, of course, have lifted the trophy a record 14 times, including wins in 2014, 2015, 2017 and a debut season victory for Mikel Arteta last summer.

League form may not count for much in the Cup but, if it does on this occasion, we are in for a close fought match. The Saints sit one place above us in 9th after a strong start to the season, and have scored 26 times, conceding 21. We have scored 23 times and conceded 19.

The Teams

We don’t appear to have any new injuries following the Newcastle game, so the sick room card school will be down to just two players, limiting possible games to Snap and Beat Your Neighbours – and it’s always good fun to do that !

Dani Ceballos has a tight left calf and will continue to be assessed and tested before the game.

Pablo Marí has a mild right calf strain and is hoped to be back in training next week – so out for Saturday.

Southampton were without Danny Ings, Jannik Vestergaard, Oriol Romeu, Nathan Redmond, Moussa Djenepo and Mohammed Salisu for the game against Shrewsbury.

However, manager Ralph Hasenhüttl says, “maybe on Saturday,” of potential return dates. “The earliest return will be Ingsy, then Moussa maybe, with Ori and Reddy also in this group. Then maybe Jannik, but that can be in February, and Salisu is still longer out with a muscle injury”. I would guess, on that basis, that we can expect to see Ingsy, Ori, Reddy and all the resty, fit and er, Reddy to go.

Midfielder Will Smallbone, who I have to confess I have never heard of, has incurred an ACL injury, so will be out for many months.

Team selection will be interesting, especially as it’s a cup game and we face the same opponent in three days time in the league. I thought Soares did very well against Newcastle and could get the nod over Bellerin, who hasn’t been at his best for a while. Tierney might be rested to protect his fatigued calf, which can only really mean Maitland-Niles in at left back. Holding could be protected ahead of Tuesday too. This is probably our best chance of a trophy this season but I do think Arteta will go with a “cup side”.

Leno

Soares Luiz Gabriel AMN

Willock Xhaka

Pepe Lacazette Aubameyang

Martinelli

It’s a guess, and also protects Partey, Saka and ESR but it could easily be miles out.

The Holic Pound

Our record against Southampton in the FA Cup is P5 W4 D1 L0 GF11 GA2.

In the Premier League it is currently much closer and the proximity of the two teams is reflected in the odds on offer this weekend. Paddy Power are offering 2/1 on a Southampton win, 23/10 on the draw, and 13/10 on an Arsenal victory.

If you fancy an early punt on us to retain the trophy, you can get between 9/1 and 12/1 as we are 5th or 6th favourites, depending on where you look.

Kick-off is on Saturday 23rd January at 12.15 (UK time). TV by BT Sport.

Referee is Peter Bankes, 4th official is Graham Scott, VAR is David Coote – just in case you care.

Enjoy the game, ‘Holics.

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