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Not Even Wrong!

The human mind has evolved to always look for patterns that make sense of experiences. Even something as innately human as seeing is essentially a complex pattern recognition/prediction mechanism to discern meaningful “images” from a continuous stream of photons arriving at our eyes. When we experience any event that doesn’t easily conform to our expectations, we find ourselves impulsively drawn towards making sense of that aberration, like trying to discern images from the torrent of chaotic stimuli generated by light rays colliding with the cells in our retina.

Everyone knows all this. And everyone in their more meditative moments recognizes how much our minds rebel against uncertainty and ambiguity. Much of the pessimism in the world is born of the fact that the mind is more at ease expecting the worst compared to living in the awareness of the unknowability of the future. But being so very human as we all are, it needs conscious effort and some amount of self-discipline not to look for comforting generalizations when the facts of the world are discomforting.

But doesn’t that go against the whole scientific spirit of curiosity and seeking explanations? From Democritus to Dirac – while the names of Heisenberg and Schrödinger enjoy a degree of familiarity in the popular culture, the contributions of Niels Bohr, Wolfgang Pauli and the great British theorist Paul Dirac are as fundamental to the foundations of quantum mechanics, and it is thanks to those foundational formulations, through semiconductor physics and all that came after, that you and I can now share common experiences despite being thousands of miles apart, but I digress – isn’t seeking the generalized laws of nature, the uber-pattern of things, one of our noblest and most meaningful aspirations? 

So, if we are to seek a coherent pattern, a greater understanding so to speak, from Arsenal’s 1-1 away draw at Chelsea, would that be an attempt at satisfying our scientific instinct for knowledge or would that be looking for comforting solidity of our own intellectual horizons? Readers, I leave each of you to your own interpretations and conclusions. 

I myself am not going to look for some greater insight in that result or performance that can then be used to try to predict the outcome of the rest of the season, or even the next match. That is the job of the ‘football scientists’, a.k.a media pundits, and readers, here too you are encouraged to find the suitable words to express your well-thought opinion of them. I reserve for myself the privilege of quoting the great Pauli’s (in)famous quip about a particularly careless scientific paper: “it is not even wrong.” 

Anyway, please forgive my circuitous preamble. I feel not too inspired to recall a minute-by-minute account of a scrappy game where football took back seat to uncontrolled emotions, misplaced physicality, a flurry of cards, inconsistent refereeing, time-wasting, missed passes and poor touches, poor decisions, playacting, all in a blur of a kind of an anti-advertisement of Premier League Football.  

I don’t like Chelsea football club. Never will. I understand not all Arsenal fans feel very strongly about them, or maybe everyone does. I remember very well from the mid-2000s the sheer distastefulness of the behavior on and off the field, the facts of how they were funded, and what their temporary dominance ended up signifying in teams of football governance. But my personal likes and dislikes don’t really matter. It would be great if Arsenal beats them every time the two teams meet, but then it would be great if Arsenal beats every team in every match we play.

Arsenal’s starting line-up, despite the late-determined absence of Saliba following a knock in the training, I felt was strong enough to play with the kind of controlled assertiveness – demonstrated with such finesse against Bayern in the mid-week – that has now become the defining characteristic of this season’s Arsenal. A bench that had Ødegaard and Madueke, and welcomed back Gyökeres, looked particularly potent. Defensively, even though Mosquera-Hincapié had never played together, their individual performances next to Saliba (and also Gabriel, in the case of Christhian) have been strong enough to assure us that they would manage, especially flanked by the peerless Timber on one side and increasingly consistent Calafiori on the other.   

Raya 

Timber-Mosquera-Hincapié-Calafiori

Zubimendi

Eze-Rice

Saka-Merino-Martinelli 

The match started at a frenetic pace, and with poor quality on the ball from both sides. While Chelsea had come with a clear plan to be both physically disruptive and ambitious in attack, it is the former aspect that was most noticeable. This type of approach from the opposition is nothing new for Arteta’s Arsenal, when we are not allowed to find the control of the tempo and possession. A common tactical theme in that approach is the willingness to bypass the midfield. This season we have mostly played well against oppositions with that approach, with our defense and Zubimendi taking over the possession after the early frenetic stage, providing a platform for the rest of the team to find mooring. 

While Hincapié and Mosquera are talented defenders, and both promise to eventually become world-class with ball on their feet, neither of them are quite the replacement of Saliba and Gabriel, especially Saliba, in terms of calmness and quality in possession, and the technical ability to control possession. Especially against the highly talented and dynamic set of attacking players that Chelsea started with, they defended well enough but found it difficult to build the controlled rhythm to bring the temperature of the game down. Timber was not at his very best, and one can hardly blame him given the two masterclasses to which he had treated us in the last seven days. Then, when Zubimendi received an early yellow card, and as a result had to curtail his natural front-footed approach, we lost much of our impetus in bringing any semblance of control over what had by then become a very chaotic match. 

About the cards: Arsenal committed 12 fouls, Chelsea 13. We were shown six yellow cards, and Chelsea one yellow and that one reddest of reds. I don’t really know what Caicedo’s problem with the rest of humanity is, someone on the football field one of these days will pay a price for it. Thankfully it was not Mikel Merino and Arsenal. I don’t have anything to say about that imbalance of cards more than has already been said many times and is known to most Arsenal fans. 

We didn’t play well in possession as we appeared emotionally and psychologically not in the right frame with many uncharacteristically poor decisions on the ball throughout the first half, and even more uncharacteristically lethargic out of possession and in duels. None of these are inexplicable, given the week we had and the performances we have put on, but was frustrating to experience nonetheless. We have become so used to the consistently high standards in the fundamentals of our game, days like these are apt reminders to enjoy the great performances without taking those for granted, apt reminders that the players are human beings. We had one bright attacking moment when Martinelli, Rice and Eze combined and Martinelli’s clever shot from the edge of the box was well saved by Sanchez, who saw the ball very late.    

We started the second half with one substitution: MLS coming in for Calafiori who was on a yellow, and was likely to be the one tested most against the speedy Esteveo and Joao Pedro. Naturally the idea would have been to start dominating possession, make the numerical superiority count, start dictating the tempo, expect a defensive low block, and play the probing game. 

The plan had to be discarded as Chelsea scored very early in the second half. From a corner. It seems they are the second best team in the PL after us in scoring set-piece goals, and on a day when our corners suffered from the same overall malaise of being not as good as usual, it was a particularly unpleasant way to concede against a ten man Chelsea. I am sure we can find some faults with one or two of our defenders in conceding, but only if we try very hard. 

Chelsea 1 (Chalobah 48’) – Arsenal 0

We looked a bit surprised, and despite being a man down, Chelsea, buoyed by the home support, looked to enjoy themselves. Soon enough, Areta made a couple of substitutions – bringing Madueke on for Martinelli, and Ødegaard for Zubimendi with Rice dropping deeper to the number 6 role. 

Saka was not having a particularly good day. I think something about Cucurella puts him off his game. It’s not like he is the only quality left back Bukayo faces in the world. So, what could it be? 

Anyway, given that Saka – who plays nonstop when he is fit – was not at his best, and Madueke plays better on the right than left, I think there might have been a case for taking Saka off. However, as it is often the case, Saka even on the days when he is not playing very well, found a way to make a telling contribution with an excellent cross with his left foot that Mikel Merino thumped into the goal with a great leap and header. 

Chelsea 1 (Chalobah 48’) – Arsenal 1 (Merino 59’)

Ødegaard’s presence helped us significantly to bring some organization and a measure of control. A fully fit and in-form Ødegaard brings a combination of control, creativity and consistency to our performance that is irreplaceable. Before his last injury, he seemed to have been on his way back to form. Let us hope we can keep him fit. 

We started to attack with a bit more purpose. Arteta brought in Gyökeres in place of Eze, who like a few others had a rather subdued performance. Viktor had been one of our best players before he got injured – his performance against the defensive wall of Atletico Madrid being a key example of the kind of incisiveness and power he brings to our attack – and it was great to see him back in action, though he too found it difficult to make a meaningful impact. There was one movement when he combined with Merino and when Merino’s goalbound shot was excellently saved by Sanchez Viktor’s challenge for the rebound could have brought us a goal if not for brave goalkeeping. And then in the final seconds Hincapié chipped in a delightful cross from the byline that Gyökeres timed his run perfectly for a well-placed header, only to see Timber jump ahead of him and direct the ball wide. 

In between, Saka and Madueke changed sides, we earned a few corners that we failed to get much out of, with in-swinging deliveries too easy for Sanchez to catch. To be fair to our players, they must have felt concerned for the well-being of their opposition players, given how easily they were losing their balance and starting to writhe on the floor. It was cinematic in its uncanny repetitiveness. Horror or comedy? Take your pick. 

The match ended 1-1. If we are to look at the stats, that is a very fair result: both teams had 4 shots on target, xGs being 0.94 – 0.99, Chelsea took a total of 11 shots to Arsenal’s 8, we out-possessed them 62% to 38% which is expected given the red card, and there were three corners for each side. While our passing accuracy in the final third was noticeably better – 78% to 62% – they had better crossing accuracy with both sides delivering 15 crosses. If your eyes had told you that we were the second best in duels, the stats would support them: 56% duel success rate for Chelsea to 44% for Arsenal, for aerial duels 71% to 29%. 

In short, a physically and psychologically fatigued team, playing away after two great performances in two key matches, missing their first choice central defenders one of whom is also the metronome of the team, failed to play to their typically high standards against a well-coached team full of young attacking talents. The points were deservedly shared, and the next match is three days away. 

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And so, to the small bus stop in Fulham. The Arsenal visits Chelsea for Sunday afternoon’s final fixture, which will also conclude Matchweek 13. Going into the weekend, this was a top-of-the-table clash as well — although that is no surprise to the three GHF Predictathoners who have the two teams finishing the season in the same order they occupy now. 

Stamford Bridge has not been a daunting trip of late. We have not lost there since August 2018, the last knockings of a dismal run of six defeats in seven league visits. Kepa, David Luiz, Jorginho, Willian and Ollie G all played against us that day, and Petr Cech for us. Retreadalooza. 

You have to go back to the Swinging Sixties for a worse run, seven defeats in seven in the days of Peter Bonetti, Charlie Cook, Peter Osgood and Chopper Harris.

Of Mears and men

Our first visit there was in November 1907 for a match in the old First Division, two years after the Football League admitted Chelsea. Stamford Bridge’s owner, Gus Mears, had failed to persuade Sir Henry Norris, then still Fulham’s chairman, to move his team the mile and a half across the borough. So — and here history is a prologue — Mears and his well-heeled, well-connected fellow directors formed a club to play at his stadium. Chelsea remains the only team to join the Football League before playing a competitive game.

The club’s first chairman, Claude Kirby, is believed to have been the anonymous source who told the Sporting Life, ‘behind this concern there is an influential body of gentlemen who will not hesitate to spend whatever is necessary to get together one of the best teams in the country’. Mears’s associate, Jack Parker, travelled across the country to recruit the best available footballers, paying top prices. It was an Edwardian version of Abramovich firing five-pound notes.

The November 1907 match was notable in two other respects. It was the first Football League game between two London clubs, and it set a record attendance for a First Division match. Officially, 68,000 paid to get in. Unofficially, between 70,000 and 80,000 watched the game. Either way, the crowd exceeded the old record of 59,000 for Newcastle v Sunderland in 1905. 

We lost 2-1 in a game that started in bright sunshine, but by the end, according to the correspondent of The Weekly Times & Echo, ‘a smoky mist hung over the ground [making it] impossible to see what was happening on the other side of the field, or, in fact, to see what one was writing in the Press seats’. The smoke may have come from the chimneys of nearby pottery kilns, which gave the team one of its early nicknames, the Chinamen.

Maresca

The team was also known as the Buns after the sticky spiced buns first baked in England at the Old Chelsea Bun House, but originating in Hanover. Equally far from home, Italian-born Enzo Maresca began his playing career at the Hawthorns (how about that for a segue?). Now Chelsea’s head coach, he has been granted a privilege that none of his predecessors since Thomas Tuchel have received — a second season of employment. That was a reward for winning last season’s Thursday night fiesta, the UEFA Conference League, and a fourth-placed PL finish, which qualified them for this season’s CL.

It was also a tacit acknowledgement by the ownership — an US consortium led by billionaire asset manager Todd Boehly and private equity firm Clearlake Capital — that, third time lucky, they had found a manager whose playing philosophy style suited the type of players they had been buying by the bushelful since acquiring the club in 2022 — more than £1.5 billion spent on over 50 players across three seasons. 

Most of those acquired are better fits for the Pep Guardiola-schooled Maresca’s football than Graham Potter and Mauricio Pochettino’s. Not needing to force square pegs into round holes and having pared his working squad to manageable numbers, Maresca started to implement a clear structure on the team, slowly evolving the inherited 4-2-3-1 last season into a 3-1-3-3 with a Pep-like single pivot midfield diamond, touchline-hugging wingers, a high defensive line and loads of rotations to create overloads.

The opposition

The thrice-capped and occasionally error-prone Spaniard Robert Sanchez will be glove-buttling. His ability to deliver long and short passes is key to Chelsea’s build-up through the centre. However, his footwork blows hot and cold. High-pressing teams that force him to kick with his weaker left foot can wreak havoc. 

With Levi Colwill sidelined by long-term injury, the back three will probably comprise Trevoh Chalobah, who was given an England debut by Tuchel in September, the as-lightly-capped Frenchman Wesley Fofana, and another young France international, Malo Gusto. Maresca’s options include Tosin Adarabioyo, Josh Achéampong, and Benoît Badiashile, a young man from Limoges, a place devilishly difficult to incorporate into a limerick. Try it.

The mane of hair beneath which lurks the annoying Marc Cucurella and club captain Reece James will play as the inverting full-backs/wing-backs on either side of Moisés Caicedo, the Ecuador international who will be the single pivot. I shall spare BtM’s nerves by not recounting that Caicedo has amassed a half-century of caps at 24. Maresca’s other top-notch DM, young Belgian international Romeo Lavia, is off-games.

Cucurella and James will push forward, inverting, overlapping and underlapping to join Enzo Fernandez as the forward three of the midfield diamond that forms Chelsea’s secondary line of attack, and, as they like to recover the ball in their opponent’s third, its first line of defence. Expect Caicedo and James to go man-to-man on Declan Rice and Eberechi Eze/Martin Ødegaard as soon as Chelsea lose the ball anywhere.

Maresca says that talisman Cole Palmer, who has missed most of the season with a groin injury and the last two games with a broken toe, is fit to start. If he does, Fernandez and James will likely drop back a row, and Gusto to the bench, to allow Palmer to play as a 10. If he does not, the right-sided forward spot should go to Joao Pedro or the much hyped Brazilian teenager Estêvão.

I fancy Maresca will opt for Pedro Neto over Antony Garancho, Jamie Gittens or the promising Tyrique George on the left, with a brief to negate Jurien Timber, as he did Achraf Hakimi in the Club World Cup final. Good luck with that, given Timber’s form. Liam Diap, acquired from Ipswich in the summer and recently returned from injury, should complete the forward line, unless Maresca prefers to deploy brains over brawn and start Joao Pedro there. 

Chelsea’s attack is potent. It has the highest xG in the PL. Oddly, its home XG is lower than its away one.

The Arsenal

Jesus, Havertz, Gabriel, and Gyokeres are unavailable. Trossard is a doubt. In his absence, it will be a toss-up between Martinelli and Mandueke for the left. The same case can be made for either as the impact sub. The big call would be to start MØ8 over Eze. Despite the club releasing a video suggesting otherwise, not quite yet, I suspect. Arteta might have other ideas. Nonetheless:

Raya

Timber, Saliba, Hincapie, Calafiori

Zubimendi, Rice, Eze

Saka, Merino, Madueke

Boehly’s boys in blue come into this game having beaten Burnley last weekend less convincingly than the 2-0 scoreline suggests, and then a 10-man Barca 3-0 in their CL game on Tuesday. That extended their unbeaten run to six games in all competitions since losing at home to Sunderland in the league on October 25. Our unbeaten run is 16. Just saying.

Nonetheless, this will be a challenging match between the two in-form sides in the league. Both are well-managed and play similarly dynamic, shape-shifting football, but their high lines are vulnerable to counterattacks. It is a game that will be contested as much on the touchline as on the pitch. 

What will give us the decisive edge, in my view, is our relentless determination to win and, most importantly, the consistency that our hosts are still building. At 23.6 months, they have the youngest squad in the PL, and without Colwill, few natural leaders. We average two years their senior and have leaders all over the pitch. That is what will secure us a 2-1 victory.

Enjoy the game, ‘holics near and far.

A Defining Moment

Arsenal fans in the Emirates era had occasionally experienced riveting, enjoyable, even enthralling home champions league victories against much vaunted oppositions – the famous 2-1 against a Barcelona side that is now considered one of the greatest teams ever in world football, last year’s wins against PSG in the group phase and Real at the QF – but just not consistently enough, nor frequently enough, to make those wins really count. The home and away wins against Real last season were supremely impressive in both their planning and execution, and even though their star-studded line-up were not quite functioning at the level of cohesion that is traditionally associated with Europe’s most successful club, the assertiveness and the energy of those Arsenal performances carried what are fast becoming the hallmarks of current Arsenal team. But even then those wins didn’t feel quite as epochal as the ruthlessly efficient overpowering of the Bavarian giants on this late November evening, with a performance that declared itself to be the promise of making evenings like these a norm, and not exceptions. 

Arsenal and Bayern Munich arrived at ‘matchday five’ of the 2025-26 Champions Leagues as the two most in-form teams in Europe, not only occupying the top spots in their respective domestic leagues, but also looking down on the rest of the European clubs from those two positions. Their records this season until now have been very similar, in CL both having won all four of their previous games with an identical goal difference of 11, Bayern with a goals scored and conceded of 14-3, Arsenal with 11-0. 

Without any disrespect to the Bundesliga – which I myself and I think many other neutrals like me enjoy watching as the football tends to be attractive, and officiating instructively consistent and unobtrusive – I think we can agree that, typically, Bayern face oppositions that present neither the jeopardy nor the exhaustive physical test that are the weekly norms of English domestic football. However, contrary to that pattern, while Arsenal’s comprehensive derby victory on Sunday was characterized by a control and composure that is rare for that particular match, Bayern had to come back from 0-2 down at home against mid-table Freiburg, and their eventual 6-2 win required them to raise their game. 

Arsenal’s consistency, and a large squad constructed meticulously over the last few years, had helped us to absorb the loss of many key players over these first few months of the season. All the three designated central strikers were still out, though hopefully Gyökeres will return soon, with Jesús and Havertz towards the end of the year. The Ecuadorian captain Piero Hincapié, on his PL debut in the starting line-up in the weekend, didn’t let the team feel the absence of Gabriel. Mosquera, the Spanish youngster – who has been near flawless since he joined Arsenal in the summer – was named for that left-sided central defensive position, with Myles Lewis-Skelly replacing Calafiori. The left side of the defense were the only rotations from the derby day starting eleven. Madueke and Martinelli continued their return to the matchday squad as potent attacking options from the bench. Mikel and the Goonerverse welcomed back captain Ødegaard on the bench. 

Raya

Timber-Saliba-Mosquera-MLS

Zubimendi 

Eze-Rice

Saka-Merino-Trossard

Bayern was missing the attacking brilliance of Jamal Musiala and the defensive protection of Alphonso Davies, but they otherwise had their key players all available. Arsenal old boy Serge Gnabry was back on the flanks, Eze’s former teammate Michael Olise has been one of their most potent threats in recent weeks, and this is a breakthrough season for the teenage sensation Lennart Karl. The experienced spine of the team – Neuer, Upamecano, Kimmich and Kane – all started. 

It was evident from the beginning that both teams held healthy respects for each other, and had a very clear tactical approach built around that appreciation. Bayern wanted to impose themselves early on the ball, and not have Arsenal carry over the momentum from their energizing derby win. Bayern in the CL this season has been consistently scoring early goals, and Arsenal wanted to ensure that the Bavarians did not find any way to do so in the first quarter or so of the game. It was not exactly cagey, but more like the opening sequences of a chess match – Bayern playing the strategically aggressive Vienna opening with white, Arsenal with the positionally defensive Caro-Kann defense with the black. 

But that analogy only extends so far. Even though some football commentators – and the odd manager or two – like to describe the tactical battles through that prism, the tactical approach of football is more like the melodic theme of jazz, it is the cohesiveness in playing the melody and then the improvisations around it which make great performances stand out. 

The cohesiveness in Arsenal performances was near flawless. Bayern might have dominated the possession in the opening 20 odd minutes, but Arsenal looked to be more threatening on the break. Arsenal’s intent was clear, not to overcommit in Bayern’s half, not to overplay in their own half, but to swiftly transition to exploit Bayern’s high line whenever possible.

Zubimendi, sensing the opportunity for an overload down the right, pushed ahead, and did well to earn a corner. Saka’s inswinging delivery was textbook perfect, and Timber executed his role with a complementary perfection. The dizzying repertoire of the well-orchestrated movements of our players on the set-pieces with nuanced variations is almost a sub-genre of footballing art in itself. Timber started closer to the goalkeeper, and while his position and pre-corner approach might have appeared to be that of a distraction whereas someone else was planning to head the ball, it was still Timber running in front to meet the ball in its flight. Neuer complained of something, Kompany was livid on the touchline. They had evidently prepared themselves for these corners. 

Arsenal 1 (Timber 22’ ) – Bayern Munich 0                

A few minutes later Eze, the North London derby hat-trick hero, almost made it 2-0 after a scintillating bit of (Bergkamp-esque, if I may say so) skill in bringing the ball down and then a swift one-two with Merino, he found himself in a position where one would expect him to test the goalkeeper. His shot (or was it meant as a disguised pass for Saka?) rolled past. 

Bayern equalized soon after. Joshua Kimmich was given space and time on the ball – this is not a complaint, but Merino-Eze are not yet as proactive and aggressive in pressing as Gyökeres-Ødegaard – which more often than not turns out to be a mistake, as it was proven this time. Kimmich spotted Gnabry on the right wing making a run, and the accuracy and flight of his long pass stranded our defensive line, Gnabry’s cushioned first time touch found the teenager Karl who had run straight through the middle exploiting the space between Saliba and Mosquera. It was a brilliantly executed goal, and no defense can always be impenetrable, though I am sure Mikel and his coaching team will work with Mosquera and MLS about this goal. 

 Arsenal 1 (Timber 22’ ) – Bayern Munich 1 (Karl 32’) 

Bayern sensed opportunity and created one more overload where our defense was found vulnerable, with the Germany-born, Croatian defender Stanišić choosing to shoot whereas a pass might have found us in greater danger of conceding. 

Towards the end of the half Trossard – following a couple of challenges on him, he was unable to carry on; hopefully the injury was minor and he will recover in time for this weekend’s away match in the league – was replaced by Madueke.    

Arsenal started the second half with a noticeably greater intensity than their opposition. There was a palpable conviction and a hunger to win – not just the match, but every duel, every key moment, every action. There were a few more set-pieces with couple of them requiring close range saves from Neuer, Saka’s rasping right footed shot from the side of the box was finger-tipped away by Neuer, and then the ubiquitous Declan Rice – my man of the match; his technical abilities have been steadily improving since he has joined us, and some of his passing and close controls were almost as eye-catching as his drive, energy, movement and sheer bloodymindedness – went on a driving run through the right side of the Bayern defense and his goal-bound left-footed shot was superbly saved by Neuer with his foot. 

Mikel brought on some fresh legs. MLS – a gifted midfielder though he is with a great future, the left-back role can sometimes be overwhelming for him, especially when faced against such high quality dribblers as Olise or Karl – was replaced by Calafiori, and Saka by Martinelli with Madueke switching to the right. 

The goal came soon after. Bayern tried to play through our press, Rice intercepted a pass, Calafiori made an out-to-in-to-out run around Bayern’s defensive line, Eze found him with a neat pass, and his precisely arced cross on the run needed a simple finish from Noni Madueke, who ran past the defense with ease. He was in sparkling form at the beginning of the season before the injury, though he hadn’t scored a goal at that time. A great way to open one’s scoring for the new club. The entire team joined in the celebrations. Rice-Eze-Calafiori-Madueke may have been the direct contributors to the goal, I felt it was earned by the entire team as the assertiveness, intensity and enterprise of the entire team created that moment. 

Arsenal 2 (Timber 22’, Madueke 69’ ) – Bayern Munich 1 (Karl 32’) 

There were some yellow cards in between the actions. Laimer and Upamecano for Bayern, Saliba and Merino for us. After our second goal, Kompany made a couple of substitutions, with Nicolas Jackson joining in the attack. Bayern’s defensive line went even higher, and they started to dominate possession again, though found it hard to get the ball past Arsenal’s organised, and by now congested defensive barrier. 

They had decided to use Olise and his close control and dribbling on the right flank as the primary mode of attack. Arsenal defended both the space and the player, Martinelli intercepted a pass, forwarded the ball to Eze, and triggered a transitioning run. 

There were some discussions over the summer break in certain parts of the Arsenal fanbase about Martinelli’s continued role in this side. But as most of us here in the ‘Holic site recognized, Gabi brings a truly unique combination of qualities and is such a potent threat in counter-attack that we should not even think about losing him. The third goal was a copyrighted Gabriel Marinelli goal: the tireless, aggressive defending, the quick release pass, sensing the opportunity, the sudden sprint right through the middle, the controlled first touch to bring the ball from Eze’s lovely lofted pass down and away from the onrushing Neuer, and then the calm finish. 

Arsenal 3 (Timber 22’, Madueke 69’, Martinelli 77’ ) – Bayern Munich 1 (Karl 32’) 

Mikel brought White and Ødegaard in for Timber and Eze with around ten minutes remaining on the clock. Martin had a couple of lovely touches and pressed in his typical front-footed fashion. By then Bayern had started to look disorganized and demoralized, and maybe even relieved once the match ended. 

We are only in November, and as the results everywhere – in PL and in CL – continue to demonstrate, the high level of competitiveness and the very fine margins mean there is nothing guaranteed, even for a squad that is now as balanced and well-coached as Arsenal. At the same time, I think once this Arsenal team has won one major trophy, and has built that confidence and mastered that nous, they can become a dominant force in Europe at least for a while. Winning that first major trophy is the key, and if we are to achieve it at the end of the season, I think this performance against Bayern will count as one of the defining moments. There was a degree of assertiveness, balanced with a faultless discipline and a psychological intensity in this imperious victory that I think surprised even the most optimistic of the fanbase. If we were to achieve the goals that we have set out to achieve, I would always remember this match as the day when the team took a step from excellence to greatness. But, there is still a long way to go, and no matter what happens at the end of the season, this was still a privilege to experience.    

Before we’ve had anything like enough time to bask in Sunday’s glorious destruction of the self proclaimed, ahem, european (please note the small ‘e’) champions from the smelly end of Seven Sisters Road, the Arsenal are back in business tomorrow evening. More on that later when we take a look at the Arsenal team.

Ready or not, Wednesday evening sees us return to Champions League action at the Emirates. A glance at the league table will tell you there is only one team currently placed higher than the Arsenal, and that at the narrowest of margins. That team, as if you didn’t know, is Wednesday’s opposition, Bayern München.

Both teams have played 4 matches, won 4 matches and sit tied on 12 points. Their goal differences are also identical at 11. Bayern’s lead is awarded by virtue of having scored 14 goals and conceded 3 while the Arsenal have scored 11 and conceded 0. A further glance at the stats reveals how similar the teams’ performances have been so far. Bayern have had 53% possession and passing accuracy of 88%. Arsenal have 58% possession and passing accuracy of 85%.

Bayern, so far, have beaten Chelsea, Pafos, Club Brugge and PSG while the Arsenal have seen off Athletic Club Bilbao, Olympiacos, Atletico Madrid and Slavia Prague – so similar levels even of opposition. We should, therefore, be in for a close contest with little or no room for error. Exactly as you would expect at the pinnacle of the world’s hardest club competition.

It’s worth mentioning that in the previous round when Bayern were drawn against PSG, the trip wasn’t always straightforward for some of their fans. One German fan flying into Paris was halted by a French customs agent who demanded of him,

“Name?”

“Hans Mueller.”

“Place of residence?”

“Munich.”

“Occupation?”

“No, I’ve just come to watch a football match this time!”

It turns out that Mueller is a vet – actually an ex German soldier who took to caring for sick animals when he retired from the armed forces. He now refers to himself as a Veteran Aryan.

The history – or not 
It seemed to me not a million years since I last did a preview on Bayern. A check through the archives proved that it was only nineteen months ago, in April 2024. That post contained a deep – for me, although Ned’s monks might poo-poo the idea – dive into the Bavarians’ history. I will spare you a repeat in favour of concentrating on the Arsenal at a time when we all genuinely need to appreciate what we have right now.

I remember, very consciously, repeatedly telling myself in the early 2000s that we were watching a world class team, the like of which we may not see again for a very long time. Or ever again, in fact. It was and remains a tragedy that the Invincibles squad never quite managed to win the European Cup. Our current squad is the closest we have had by far. The work put in by Mikel Arteta and more recently Andrea Berta, and the commitment shown by the owners since they acquired full ownership should, if continued in the same vein, ensure our genuine competitiveness for years to come. However, we know all too well that nothing is guaranteed in football so let’s make hay while this particular sun shines and concentrate on our team.

In the absence of a history piece, I thought I’d share with you the gist of an interview with Mikel Arteta on Sky Sports last Saturday. The interview was conducted by a young chap called Joe Tomlinson. He was unknown to me but he did a good job of exploring the more personal side of the manager.

Arteta talked of the importance of leaders, mentors and role models for the young players in the squad. He refused, predictably, to single out individuals in our current squad but instantly named Pep Guardiola and Luis Enrique as those who most helped him when he moved to Barcelona from the Basque country at the age of 16, and stressed the importance of such seniors to our own academy players. 

The interview revealed that he speaks six or seven languages – something he regards as a necessity to settle in whichever environment he, or anyone else, finds themselves if they want to truly integrate and understand their working group. That began for him at 16 when as a young Basque he could not understand the Catalan he encountered in Barcelona and immediately set about learning the local dialect – really a separate language. It’s not then hard to imagine how that ability helps him to so clearly order and organise his thoughts and plans.

His own youth experiences, playing in big teams from a very young age, have clearly shaped the way he tries to look after the youngsters in our squad now. However, as always with Arteta, the care comes with a realistic warning: “they have to accept the standards, otherwise they cannot be a part of what we are trying to do.”

Everything you see and hear from Mikel Arteta convinces you that he can, and will, emulate his own erstwhile mentors. That’s why we can approach the forthcoming game against Bayern Munich in a positive frame of mind. Let’s not forget that wasn’t always the case.

Bayern Munich

The Germans, with further similarity to our current fortunes, sit six points clear of RB Leipzig at the top of the Bundesliga. They are having it all their own way, as usual, and have rattled in 41 goals in their 11 league matches, one goal off twice as many as Leipzig. We are constantly informed that he who can lick his own nose is their top scorer with 13 goals in their 11 games, but he hasn’t faced a force like Saliba and Hincapié yet. He is obviously a danger but it’s to be hoped that the officials will be wise enough to his falling over and dangerous back making habits. Ex Gunner, Serge Gnabry is their third highest scorer with 4. Luis Diaz sits between them with 6 but he is suspended for 3 games for a foul that put PSG’s Hakimi out of action for 6 weeks. He also scored both of Bayern’s goals at the Parc des Princes in the 2-1 win before being sent off – all in the first half. The German press refer to him as a key figure in their record-setting start to the season. So good riddance to him!

I considered doing the “Bayern play like this in possession and switch to that out of possession” thing and doubtless all roads will lead to Kane – but I just don’t care. Mike Tyson once famously said “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face”, or, in more modern parley, Mr ‘Orne, “until they get Eze’d in the box.” So let them worry about how we play. And no, I’m no Mikel Arteta, in case you were wondering! 😉

The Arsenal

With Chelsea this coming weekend, we could see a moderate amount of rotation. We fans probably consider that Premier League game as of more immediate importance with the prospect of a possible 9 point lead, and a top 8 finish in the Champions League already seemingly fairly secure. I’m not at all sure Arteta would agree. He really does seem to be of a mindset where the next game is always the most important one. I definitely don’t think he will interfere with the Saliba-Hincapié partnership. Other than that I wouldn’t like to guess. However:

Raya;

Timber, Saliba, Hincapié, Calafiori / MLS; 

Zubimendi, Eze, Rice;

Saka, Merino, Trossard / Martinelli.

I don’t see any returning players starting but there could be minutes off the bench for MLS (who could actually start if Calafiori is carrying a knock), Martinelli, Mosquera at LCB or RB, and Ødegaard.

Or I could be completely wrong …..

What I would like to do is to give a shout out to a couple of possibly less obvious players. I have been a critic of Leandro Trossard as a starter in this team and his contract “upgrade” in the summer maybe seemed a strange move in light of the players we brought in and the money we shelled out. So far, though, he has been a revelation – another goal on Sunday and a perfect assist laid on for Eze’s third goal just the latest of his goal contributions.

This stat surprised me – Arsenal have never lost a game across any competition when Leandro Trossard has scored:

 DDWWDWWWWWWDWDWWWWWWWWWWDWDWWWDW

32 games and counting.

And then there is Mikel Merino. He’s been asked to be a defensive midfielder, a creative midfielder, a striker and a substitute in his 15 months at the club. He does them all without comment or complaint. And he’s pretty damn good at all of them.

And after becoming only the fourth player ever to score a hat trick in a North London Derby, what can you say about Eberechi Eze ? Here’s what Mikel Arteta said,“Things happen for a reason. And after the international duty, he had two days off, and after one day he wanted to train. And he wanted to improve, and he wanted to do extra practice. And he was asking me questions about this and that. And when a player has such a talent, and his desire is at that level, then these things happen. And he fully deserves it.”

And Eze’s reply,“It’s crazy. It’s a special day for me, my family, and I’m happy to help the team to win. It’s so special, I can only thank God for it. For the opportunity to be here, be working and applying myself every day – it’s a special day in my life.”

Oh, and anyone who thought he wouldn’t be willing to defend …..One of many special players in a special team.

I’ll stick my neck out and go for 3-1 to the Arsenal.

TV coverage on TNT in UK, Kick off is at UK 20.00.

Talking of time and Munich reminds me – an older neighbour of mine once took his grandfather clock all the way to a specialist in Bavaria to be repaired. The repairer in the clock shop was an old German man. My neighbour explained that half of the movement in his clock seemed to be broken as it only went tik tik tik tik. The repairer took the clock to the back room of the shop and tied it with a rope to a chair. The old man then lit up a cigarette, took a big drag and blew the smoke in the clock’s face. He set the cigarette aside, leant back, looked at the clock and said, “ Ve haf vays of making you tock!”

Enjoy the game all!

Eberechi Eze scored his first professional hat-trick, and the first hat-trick in a North London Derby since Alan Sunderland scored three in 1978, as Arsenal illustrated the chasm that exists between the clubs with a dominant performance in today’s North London Derby. 

I think I’ve seen over 60 North London Derbies and they are usually bitterly fought affairs but this was a game where Arsenal were overwhelmingly superior from the off and accelerated away once they had taken the lead. 

Rumours were rife before the match about who would be returning from the injured list. In the event, we started with a very similar side to the one that had drawn at Sunderland a fortnight ago. Piero Hincapié came in at centre back to replace Gabriel and Madueke and Martinelli were able to take places on the bench.

Before the match in a darkened stadium Arsenal produced a tiff banner illustrating Arsenal players celebrating great moments against Tottenham. At the top was Sol Campbell – a red and white rag to the Tottenham faithful.

Tottenham began with a back five and dropped Xavi Simons, the playmaker they pivoted to when their attempt to sign Eze failed when our number ten chose to follow quality over mediocrity. 

In the early stages Arsenal dominated possession as a cautious Tottenham were forced back into a low block. In the North Bank Upper, we commented that it was a tactic that Brentford might employ when they ventured into N5. 

Zubimendi and Rice persistently recycled possession to keep the visitors penned into their own box while the Tottenham left flank looked to kick lumps out of Saka. 

Chances were limited in the early part of the game but a clever dink over the Spud defence saw Vicario desperately save from Rice with the rebound rolling wide off a Spud defender. Arsenal were dominant but possibly needed a quicker tempo to their passing. However, they took the lead ten minutes from half-time when another delightful dinked pass, this time from Merino, found Trossard stealing in although with his back to goal. His elegant turn took the ball away from the defenders and his flick took a slight deflection and nestled in the corner of the goal. The deadlock was broken!

Arsenal 1 Spurs 0 – Trossard, 36 

Arsenal’s tempo quickened as they sensed a wounded opponent and, in the 41st minute, quick fire play by Saka, Timber and Zubimendi saw Eze receive the ball just inside the box. He whipped in a right footed shot that a keeper without chocolate wrists might have saved. VAR took a look at Arsenal players in an offside position in front of Vicario but deemed the Spud keeper not unsighted by them.

Arsenal 2 Spurs 0 – Eze, 41

When the half-time whistle blew shortly afterwards the Spuds had not had a single attempt at goal in the first half.

Half Time: Arsenal 2 Spurs 0

The concourses were full of joyful Gooners singing that ‘Tottenham get battered everywhere they gooooo!’ and as if to confirm the veracity of this, Arsenal scored 23 seconds after the restart when Saka transferred the ball from the right to Eze and he curled a left foot shot inside Vicario’s right hand post.

Arsenal 3 Spurs 0 – Eze, 46 

The Spuds looked ripe for a battering but nine minutes later Richarlison won a tussle just inside the Arsenal half, saw Raya way off his line and produced a goal of the season contender with a superb chip.

Arsenal 3 Spurs 1 – Richarlison, 51 

The goal was so against the run of play that it seemed an injustice but for a few minutes we had a game on our hands as the Spuds used their wingmen to stretch Arsenal but they created very little real jeopardy.

Saka produced a brilliant left-footed shot which was curling just inside the post only for Vicario to tip it away and the Spud keeper then foiled Eze from a slick Arsenal move down the left.

Eze changed the tenor of the game fourteen minutes from time when he finished slickly with his right foot after sustained Arsenal pressure.

Arsenal 4 Spurs 1 – Eze, 76

Madueke replaced Trossard, Hincapié who had fitted seamlessly into the back four was relieved by Mosquera and Nwaneri and MLS came on for Merino and Calafiori for late cameos.

Final Score: Arsenal 4 Spurs 1

The Spud fans had obviously had a fire drill at their end as they swiftly vacated the premises with over ten minutes to go. This was an overwhelming victory, particularly laudable given the dislocation that interlulls and injuries cause. Eze had a red letter day in his first North London Derby. Arsenal were good all over the pitch, dominant in midfield, potent out wide and far too strong and organised for a poor Tottenham side.

North London is very Red tonight ! 


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